Sssqueeze's action has always been a source of endless fun for me. His gimmick was always really great for just jumping over Grayskull and ensnaring the Sorceress or reaching for things that are normally out of range. To me, he always resembled a smiling crocodile with an 80's midriff cut off shirt like that one break dancer had in that Lisa Lisa video. (I know, I know - but it's a totally 80's reference!)
I never quite understood how his pet snake was supposed to work. I would wrap it around his arm and it would kind of just sit there. To me it looked like some silly caricature of a wannabe Aztec snake. I would've liked if he'd also come with a snake staff, but I agree, it would've seemed rather useless on him. I like how they made the long arms for the Sssqueeze character in the Macy's float also. The arms weren't as long, but I remember him ensnaring Frosta and someone else. I think it was Glimmer. Anyway, He'd get a 7 from me also. Not horrendous, but also not ab-so-freakin'-awesome either.