View Poll Results: Who would win in a battle between Stratos and Mer-Man?
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March 7, 2013, 08:32pm
Lord of the Patch
merman. stratos doesnt even have a weapon
March 8, 2013, 11:03am
I voted Stratos, but they are so different skill wise that it would probably be a draw.
March 8, 2013, 11:08am
Mer man takes this pretty easily. He's a moron, but a badass moron. Stratos has always struck me as the weakest heroic warrior.
August 14, 2015, 09:15pm
Stratos spends a few moist minutes sputtering in the surf, since Mer-Man ambushed him (it's what he does...), but then Stratos uses his jetpack to escape the water, Mer-Man by the ankle. He goes high enough that the low temperature and rarified atmosphere dry out Mer-Man to the point of unconsciousness. Then he either drops him from there, or in the PG world, leaves him severely injured but alive on some beach.
Either way, Mer-Man will never again take on Stratos unless threatened by Skeletor.