View Poll Results: Who would win in a battle between Stratos and Mer-Man?

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  • Stratos

    49 38.89%
  • Mer-Man

    77 61.11%
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Thread: MOTUC showdown: Stratos vs. Mer-Man

  1. #26
    Lord of the Patch baronterror's Avatar
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    merman. stratos doesnt even have a weapon

  2. #27
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    I voted Stratos, but they are so different skill wise that it would probably be a draw.

  3. #28
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    Mer man takes this pretty easily. He's a moron, but a badass moron. Stratos has always struck me as the weakest heroic warrior.

  4. #29
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    Stratos spends a few moist minutes sputtering in the surf, since Mer-Man ambushed him (it's what he does...), but then Stratos uses his jetpack to escape the water, Mer-Man by the ankle. He goes high enough that the low temperature and rarified atmosphere dry out Mer-Man to the point of unconsciousness. Then he either drops him from there, or in the PG world, leaves him severely injured but alive on some beach.
    Either way, Mer-Man will never again take on Stratos unless threatened by Skeletor.
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