Okay, I loved the
MAN-E-FACES toy as a kid, and I think the new one is great too, but even when I was little (littler...) I never understood the character. The origin he had in the Filmation cartoon made utterly no sense, and the mini-comic (if it's possible) made even less sense. With the new Mike Young Productions cartoon, I thought they might come up with a good one. They somehow managed to make it more confusing!!!
In the spotlight episode for MAN-E,
BEAST MAN is able to control him when he's wearing the monster face! Yet in the very same episode, MAN-E says the monster is a role he plays. What the HELL!? How in the world are those two facts anything but mutually exclusive? I also found his personality obnoxious. Not to mention I never understood how his power could be of any use. Disguise? Not with that stupid bucket he always wears on his head! Different abilities? Maybe, but it's only his face that changes, his body is still the same and so is his head.
Then I got to thinking, what does he look like without the bucket? That would be pretty gruesome! So I came up with a picture, and my own take on the origin of
MAN-E-FACES.
Now that you've read my rant, view my art:
Yes, with my story, MAN-E has to turn his head to either side to switch faces, so his neck must be really flexible. Far-fetched, but not nearly as ridiculous as an endlessly swiveling head.
And now for the full body shot!
That's right, those aren't just really funky pants; he's got mechanical legs! That seems to be the intent with the new figure anyway.
THE ORIGIN:
One of
BEAST MAN’s creatures had its legs crushed in battle.
BEAST MAN pleaded with
SKELETOR to save the fiend. He said it would be a waste to let such a fierce fighter die.
SKELETOR agreed and had
TRI-KLOPS repair the animal with cybernetic implants. The implants would not only augment the creature’s already massive strength, but would link the beast to a computer-brain, making it intelligent as well as easier to control.
The experiment worked… sort of. The brute now commanded logic and data like a true super-computer, but it could not balance its feral ways with its new intelligence.
TRI-KLOPS theorized that human judgement would help control the cyborg. If he combined a human with it, then it would truly be a great warrior. He went to the dungeon, which housed a few Eternians captured in their latest raid. One of the prisoners was ETERNIA’s self-proclaimed greatest actor.
TRI-KLOPS had always been annoyed by the arrogant blowhard, so he would make a perfect victim in the twisted experiment. The human’s heart was much healthier than the beast’s, so
TRI-KLOPS decided to use it as well. To avoid unnecessary complications in rerouting the circulatory system,
TRI-KLOPS included the human’s entire left side from the waist up.
Now, success at last… sort of. The strange warrior joined
SKELETOR’s crew and lusted for blood and the overthrow of the King. At least that’s what everyone thought. The first time he went into battle, he shocked everyone by defecting back to the kingdom.
He was an actor, and he had fooled them all. What
TRI-KLOPS failed to foresee, was that by giving the human brain dominance over the creature’s, he was allowing the human personality to remain in control. This wouldn’t have been a problem if he had used an evil human, but he didn’t.
The actor returned to his homeland and begged the King to help him reverse the terrible procedure.
RANDOR called upon the royal physician (
DOK-TOR?), but too much damage had been done, and there was nothing he could do to help the tormented being.
MAN AT ARMS offered the only thing he could. He built a sensory deprivation helmet that would help subdue the other minds within him. He bleached his green skin until it matched his original tone, and began physical therapy to help heal and balance his new frame. Allowing no one to see him without either the harness that covers his massive scars or the sens-dep helmet, the actor returned to the stage. In time, he even learned to use his alternate personalities while still maintaining control. He turned his curse into a gift and embraced it with his new name:
MAN-E-FACES.