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    MOTUC Chuck Norris Facts

    I thought I would start this thread for a bit of fun. Basically it is any facts you can think of in the vein of Chuck Norris Facts

    I don't know how well this will work but here we go;

    The 4 Horsemen made 5 heads for The Faceless One but Chuck Norris only liked one

    Chuck Norris retired Hyper Anime Detail

    WSOD was invented so Chuck Norris could order first

    First release He-Man got Chuck Norris' sweat in his eyes

    Chuck Norris has the rights to Filmation characters

    I am sure the more funnier board members can come up with better ones

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    Under Fisto's beard is another fist

    Hordak's tears cure cancer. To bad he never cries.

    Chuck Norris can drown Mer-Man

    Chuck Norris can k*ll two stones with one Stratos


    Here's one a little more original.

    "Pixel" Dan doesn't review Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris reviews "Pixel" Dan

    Chuck Norris whizzed on a pine tree thus creating Moss Man

    Chuck Norris uses the sword of He as a toothpick

    Chuck Norris built Castle Grayskull

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    Chuck Norris could comment past King Hssss...5 years ago.

    He punched himself to put the old unstoppable force vs immoveable object debate to rest. The resulting shockwave cracked your Roboto, delayed half the Vikors and knocked the flocking off of Panthor. Chuck simply turned into a being of pure energy from the impact.

    The WSOD is from Chuck punching the internet in the groin.

    Tytus is miscredited. Chuck headbutted a mountain and the rubble is what we call Castle Grayskull.

    Chuck Norris just calls Hordak's hudeout "Zone" since the first word is not partnof his vocabulary.

    When Chuck uses the power sword, he doesn't get stronger, the rest of Eternia becomes weaker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FakeEyes22 View Post
    Chuck Norris could comment past King Hssss...5 years ago.

    When Chuck uses the power sword, he doesn't get stronger, the rest of Eternia becomes weaker.

    Sir. I stand up and applaud these two facts.

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    Chuck Norris can deal with Digital River.

    Chuck Norris' figures dont have bobble heads or loose ankles, they wouldn't dare.

    Chuck Norris can fit She-Ra on Swift Wind.

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    WSOD occurs because Chuck Norris orders so quickly, it alters the space-time continuum.

    The Cyber Monday Skeletors with bad paint jobs happened because Chuck Norris punched the line painter's grandfather and the aftershock was carried over retroactively in his genes.

    The last thing Tri-Klops remembered was Chuck Norris' foot coming at him in three directions at the same time.

    Chuck Norris' white blood cells gave Mosquitor a roundhouse when he tried to feed on him.

    Skeletor tried to create an evil fake robot Chuck Norris, but it committed suicide when it learned that it wasn't Chuck Norris.

    The vintage Man-At-Arms figure was supposed to have a mustache, but its stunning resemblance to Chuck Norris' would cause production delays because the workers were mesmerized by its awesomeness.
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    You should replace from Chuck Norris to Dolph Lundgen
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    Chuck split the Power Sword by trying to shave with it.

    His limbs are so dangerous, his torso is legally called a Weapons Rack.

    That Battle Armor Chuck Norris comes with 3 undamaged plates.

    Chuck can juggle spaceships. He's only made one mistake and that's how Marlena ended up on Eternia.

    Chuck Norris swept out Orko's legs...permanently.

    Chuck's fists keep Mo-Larr in business.

    He wore a smurf costume to a fight once. That's why we're afraid of Gars.

    Chuck Norris has an action feature, but nobody has lived to describe it.

    Everyone wears loincloths because Chuck literally scared their pants off.

    Battle Cat rides Chuck Norris.

    Chuck can find every piece to vintage Eternia at any flea market.

    He's found Lookee in every She-Ra episode, and he's never even owned a television or watched the show.

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    Chuck Norris reveals new MOTUC figures to Mattel.
    Chuck Norris is HE
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    Quote Originally Posted by FakeEyes22 View Post
    Chuck split the Power Sword by trying to shave with it.

    His limbs are so dangerous, his torso is legally called a Weapons Rack.

    That Battle Armor Chuck Norris comes with 3 undamaged plates.

    Chuck can juggle spaceships. He's only made one mistake and that's how Marlena ended up on Eternia.

    Chuck Norris swept out Orko's legs...permanently.

    Chuck's fists keep Mo-Larr in business.

    He wore a smurf costume to a fight once. That's why we're afraid of Gars.

    Chuck Norris has an action feature, but nobody has lived to describe it.

    Everyone wears loincloths because Chuck literally scared their pants off.

    Battle Cat rides Chuck Norris.

    Chuck can find every piece to vintage Eternia at any flea market.

    He's found Lookee in every She-Ra episode, and he's never even owned a television or watched the show.
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    The evil warriors have three toes because at one point or another they have all slow-danced with Chuck Norris.

    Fisto used to have two gigantic metal hands. Until he high-fived Chuck Norris. Chuck felt so bad that he plucked a hair from his moustache and gently swiped it across Fisto's face. The rest is legend.

    Man-at-Arms had to make a new electronic power sword for He-Man because Chuck Norris used the original to pick his teeth, subsequently shattering it to pieces.

    The second King Grayskull figure was given a red cape to commemorate the day he swam in Chuck Norris' wake.

    There's a reason Man-e-Faces learned to change his appearance: He owes Chuck Norris about $3.50.

    Stonedar and Rokkon came about after Chuck Norris sneezed while rock climbing. The Chuck DNA (CDNA-3) fused with the rock and thus became the rock people. (I could have gone dirty with this one but didn't in the sake of modesty. And moderators. You put it together in your own dirty minds.)

    Beast Man was once a dog. Until Chuck Norris patted him on the head.

    The Power Sword was originally formed when Chuck Norris absentmindedly stepped on a piece of abandoned sheet metal.

    Why does Webstor come with an orange gun? Because Chuck Norris hates spiders.

    Grizzlor was once an Earth man until Chuck Norris blessed him with the gift of beard. That man?: Billy Corgan.

    Buzz-Off once accidentally flew past Chuck Norris and was subsequently swatted away. He's worn a helmet ever since.

    That Amulet that Count Marzo gets his power from? Chuck Norris Scab.

    Man-at-Arms wears a mouth guard over the lower part of his face because Chuck Norris decreed that none but He and the King shall be allowed facial hair in Eternia.

    Gygor used to look like any regular Gorilla. Until he accidentally walked in front of Chuck Norris' canon-like urine stream.

    Whiplash started off as a baby alligator Chuck Norris flushed down the toilet in grade school.

    Sy-Klone doesn't really have tornado powers, Chuck Norris just taught him the secret of the never-ending roundhouse kick.

    The Goddess once walked in front of the TV while Chuck Norris was watching it. She is now Translucent.

    Rio Blast is the illegitimate progeny of Chuck Norris and an AK-47. She loved it.

    That symbol on Zodac's armor? It commemorates what has continually saved the Universe since time began. Chuck Norris' balls.

    Eternia, Etheria, and indeed all of the five dimensions exist, in actuality, as photons of light beaming off of one of Chuck Norris glistening, luxuriant beard hairs.

    Alright they're getting worse and worse as I go along, hopefully someone will get a Chuck-le out of at least one. Keep this one going though.





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    2011's shipping has been doubled because UPS and USPS have to drive an extra 300 miles out of their way to avoid Chuck Norris. (They lost his subscription figure last year...)
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    chuck has taken out terrorists, fought bruce, had his own action figure, sold bibles... ****in bullets bounce off his head!! but in his 71 years on earth, this might be the best thing he ever did.

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    Chuck Norris retired Hyper Anime Detail
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    Chuck Norris puts the ladies' man, Bow, to shame: he eats Catra for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcrduke View Post
    Chuck Norris puts the ladies' man, Bow, to shame: he eats Catra for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

    In that case, I would like to trade places with Chuck, at least for a day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockinHard View Post
    In that case, I would like to trade places with Chuck, at least for a day.
    LoL!!

    I'm glad someone got that joke.
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    Mattel once tried to flock Chuck Norris. Now they can never flock anything again.

    Chuck Norris once sculpted a Shadow Weaver figure, swam over to China, produced 100,000 of them by hand, painted them, and then threw them into the sun. Why? Chuck Norris doesn't need a reason.

    Want to know how Rotar lost his legs? Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris built Castle Greyskull because he needed a place to store his weapons.

    Chuck Norris once tried out as a voice actor for Filmation. He was not hired because he would have put all the other actors out of a job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcrduke View Post
    Chuck Norris puts the ladies' man, Bow, to shame: he eats Catra for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

    *claps & gives you my crown* You sir, are a squirrel in the works.
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    Chuck Norris wanted Illumina in MOTUC so much he pounded out the molds with his fists.
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    Snout Spout looks so sad because Chuck refused to beat him to a pulp, because he is too pathetic.
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    Chuck Norris thought Bionatops was a pet salamander.
    Chuck Norris is the most exciting man in the universe. And yes. He drinks Dos Equis.
    The cosmic key transports Mighty Spector to Chuck Norris' home where he punches the air and a time portal is created. The length of the punch determines how far in time. Right punch for future, left for past. It closes when he opens his fist. This is why time travelers do not attempt to change every bad event, even small ones. Chuck is very clear. Only come to him when the fate of the universe is at stake.
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    I dread the idea of Chuck Norris accidently punching himself.

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    There's only one explanation for the Star Sisters in the sub: Chuck Norris thinks Starla is a fox.
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    We got all three Star Sisters at one time because that's how Chuck Norris had them.

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    Sir Laser-Lot doesn't need a purple suit to time travel into the future. Chuck Norris punched him there.

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    Leech becomes a zombie if he touches Chuck Norris

    When asked which color Teela he prefers, red or blonde, Chuck Norris responded - Chelsea

    Central Tower is really only Chuck Norris's bathroom plumbing and all that power inside is actually what he leaves behind after each use.
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    Subscription on Aug. 5 at 11.59 PM, 92%...

    Subscription on Aug. 6, 135%.

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    That's right! Chuck wink at the Subs page. He gave Mattel one more chance!

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