Under Fisto's beard is another fist
Hordak's tears cure cancer. To bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris can drown Mer-Man
Chuck Norris can k*ll two stones with one Stratos
Here's one a little more original.
"Pixel" Dan doesn't review Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris reviews "Pixel" Dan
Chuck Norris whizzed on a pine tree thus creating Moss Man
Chuck Norris uses the sword of He as a toothpick
Chuck Norris built Castle Grayskull