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    MOTUC Chuck Norris Facts

    I thought I would start this thread for a bit of fun. Basically it is any facts you can think of in the vein of Chuck Norris Facts

    I don't know how well this will work but here we go;

    The 4 Horsemen made 5 heads for The Faceless One but Chuck Norris only liked one

    Chuck Norris retired Hyper Anime Detail

    WSOD was invented so Chuck Norris could order first

    First release He-Man got Chuck Norris' sweat in his eyes

    Chuck Norris has the rights to Filmation characters

    I am sure the more funnier board members can come up with better ones

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    Under Fisto's beard is another fist

    Hordak's tears cure cancer. To bad he never cries.

    Chuck Norris can drown Mer-Man

    Chuck Norris can k*ll two stones with one Stratos


    Here's one a little more original.

    "Pixel" Dan doesn't review Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris reviews "Pixel" Dan

    Chuck Norris whizzed on a pine tree thus creating Moss Man

    Chuck Norris uses the sword of He as a toothpick

    Chuck Norris built Castle Grayskull

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    Chuck Norris could comment past King Hssss...5 years ago.

    He punched himself to put the old unstoppable force vs immoveable object debate to rest. The resulting shockwave cracked your Roboto, delayed half the Vikors and knocked the flocking off of Panthor. Chuck simply turned into a being of pure energy from the impact.

    The WSOD is from Chuck punching the internet in the groin.

    Tytus is miscredited. Chuck headbutted a mountain and the rubble is what we call Castle Grayskull.

    Chuck Norris just calls Hordak's hudeout "Zone" since the first word is not partnof his vocabulary.

    When Chuck uses the power sword, he doesn't get stronger, the rest of Eternia becomes weaker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FakeEyes22 View Post
    Chuck Norris could comment past King Hssss...5 years ago.

    When Chuck uses the power sword, he doesn't get stronger, the rest of Eternia becomes weaker.

    Sir. I stand up and applaud these two facts.

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    Chuck Norris can deal with Digital River.

    Chuck Norris' figures dont have bobble heads or loose ankles, they wouldn't dare.

    Chuck Norris can fit She-Ra on Swift Wind.

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    WSOD occurs because Chuck Norris orders so quickly, it alters the space-time continuum.

    The Cyber Monday Skeletors with bad paint jobs happened because Chuck Norris punched the line painter's grandfather and the aftershock was carried over retroactively in his genes.

    The last thing Tri-Klops remembered was Chuck Norris' foot coming at him in three directions at the same time.

    Chuck Norris' white blood cells gave Mosquitor a roundhouse when he tried to feed on him.

    Skeletor tried to create an evil fake robot Chuck Norris, but it committed suicide when it learned that it wasn't Chuck Norris.

    The vintage Man-At-Arms figure was supposed to have a mustache, but its stunning resemblance to Chuck Norris' would cause production delays because the workers were mesmerized by its awesomeness.
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    You should replace from Chuck Norris to Dolph Lundgen
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    Chuck split the Power Sword by trying to shave with it.

    His limbs are so dangerous, his torso is legally called a Weapons Rack.

    That Battle Armor Chuck Norris comes with 3 undamaged plates.

    Chuck can juggle spaceships. He's only made one mistake and that's how Marlena ended up on Eternia.

    Chuck Norris swept out Orko's legs...permanently.

    Chuck's fists keep Mo-Larr in business.

    He wore a smurf costume to a fight once. That's why we're afraid of Gars.

    Chuck Norris has an action feature, but nobody has lived to describe it.

    Everyone wears loincloths because Chuck literally scared their pants off.

    Battle Cat rides Chuck Norris.

    Chuck can find every piece to vintage Eternia at any flea market.

    He's found Lookee in every She-Ra episode, and he's never even owned a television or watched the show.

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    Chuck Norris reveals new MOTUC figures to Mattel.
    Chuck Norris is HE
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    Bravo, CobraKaidojo
    The Tri-Klops one especially made me pee a little.

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    chuck has taken out terrorists, fought bruce, had his own action figure, sold bibles... ****in bullets bounce off his head!! but in his 71 years on earth, this might be the best thing he ever did.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheFallen View Post
    Chuck Norris retired Hyper Anime Detail
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    Chuck Norris puts the ladies' man, Bow, to shame: he eats Catra for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcrduke View Post
    Chuck Norris puts the ladies' man, Bow, to shame: he eats Catra for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

    In that case, I would like to trade places with Chuck, at least for a day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PIMPS ADAM View Post
    Chuck Norris reveals new MOTUC figures to Mattel.
    Chuck Norris is HE
    The are magnificent.

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    Chuck Norris was playing Soccer with Etheria. He kicked it all the way to Despondos.

    Serpos became Snake Mountain when he became petrified with fear of facing Chuck Norris.

    Mattel lied. Chuck Norris is The Most Powerful Man In The Universe.

    Chuck Norris' punch took the face clear off of Keldor. Ever since then Keldor calls himself Skeletor.

    When Chuck Norris became Master Of The Universe, he felt no difference.
    Fictional characters are just that. Fictional. They have no personality or free will of their own.
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    All we as the audience and fans can do is pick and choose our favorite interpretation and ignore the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RockinHard View Post
    In that case, I would like to trade places with Chuck, at least for a day.
    LoL!!

    I'm glad someone got that joke.
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    Mattel once tried to flock Chuck Norris. Now they can never flock anything again.

    Chuck Norris once sculpted a Shadow Weaver figure, swam over to China, produced 100,000 of them by hand, painted them, and then threw them into the sun. Why? Chuck Norris doesn't need a reason.

    Want to know how Rotar lost his legs? Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris built Castle Greyskull because he needed a place to store his weapons.

    Chuck Norris once tried out as a voice actor for Filmation. He was not hired because he would have put all the other actors out of a job.

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    The Faceless One wasn't actually faceless until Chuck Norris round house kicked him in the head.

    He-man thought he was the most powerful man in the universe until Chuck Norris round house kicked him back into Adam.

    Clawful used to have two large claws for hands until Chuck Norris ate one as a snack.

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    Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked trap jaw into kronis and scared Evil Lyn Yellow.

    The Prophesized twins are actually chuck norris' left and right fists.

    After He-Ro's Death Chuck Norris Shed one tear...That tear flood the Valley of Gnarl and made it the Ocean of Gnarl.

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    Chuck Norris kicked Adam in the b**t, that's why his new figure is smiling...

    Chuck Norris had an affair with the Goddess, That's why her legs fell off...

    When Evil-Lyn first saw Chuck, her skin faded out...

    Mattel has planned out the line until 2028, from September 2011 on every figure will be Chuck Norris- they will be sold out 12 months in advance.

    Chuck Norris spit into Keldor's face.

    Chuck Norris once met Kronis - the handshake was legendary...

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    Adam calls on the power of Grayskull because the calling on the power of Chuck Norris causes anyone who tries it to explode messily.

    Mekanek's neck was normal sized until he made the mistake of asking Chuck Norris to demonstrate an uppercut.

    DC comics originally wanted to chronicle Chuck's visit to Eternia, but switched it to pre-crisis Superman because Chuck's exploits were too unbelieveable.

    The reason there is no more Horde Supreme is because he made the mistake of trying to conquer Earth, and Chuck roundhouse kicked him out of the MOTU continuum.
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    Mattel answers only 5 questions per Q&A session. Chuck Norris doesn't answer at all - he roundhouskicks you until you get what he means.

    The Elders didn't banish the Snake Men. Chuck Norris roundhousekicked them into the Void.

    Despondos wasn't that dark originally. Chuck Norris just commaned to shut down the lights so he could take a nap.

    Mattel answers only 5 questions per Q&A session. Chuck Norris doesn't answer at all - he roundhousekicks you until you get what he means.

    Chuck Norris CAN comment past Megator.

    Raqquill Rqazz isn't Beast Man's real name, actually. It's just the only thing he was able to say after being roundhousekicked by Chuck Norris.

    Whenever Toyguru refers to "logistics" as reason, he means "Chuck Norris".

    Mattel wasn't able to produce the 200X face for Grizzlor because it too a glimpse at Chuck Norris and afterwards proceeded to fall off the head in terror.

    Scareglow's power to instill fear is in fact a picture of Chuck Norris he shows to his opponents.
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    If Chuck Norris were to use the power sword, he wouldn't gain the Power of Grayskull.... Grayskull would gain the Power of Chuck Norris.
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