MOTUC Chuck Norris Facts

[Berserker79]

Chuck Norris can take a figure from it's package and it would still be MOC.

[Larry Waters]

The Three Towers re-emerged because Chuck Norris dared them to stay hidden.

There is no Mystic Wall, there is a line in the sand drawn by Chuck Norris' big toe.

Rio Blast is a disguised Chuck Norris, playing cowboys and indians.

Chuck Norris created the cyber-dinosaurs when frustration whti AT&T's poor coverage caused him to shove his cell-phone up Tyrantisaurus Rex' tailpipe.

Eternia is the center of the universe because Chuck Norris has a summer home there.

There is no MOTUC Chuck Norris figure because looking at it would be a choking hazzard.

Scare Glow's power comes from simply saying the name "Chuck Norris".

Chuck Norris killed a tribe of Shadowbeasts during a full lunar eclipse.

Chuck Norris has a Shadowbeast-skin rug in every room of his hunting lodge.

The Living Book of Spells is actually Chuck Norris' autobiography.

[Dynamo of Eternia]

Chuck Norris can take a figure from it's package and it would still be MOC.

I really like that one!

[Skeletortilla]

Chuck Norris calls King Randor "Randy" to his face.
Chuck Norris goes bowling with Skeletor's skull on Tuesdays.
Chuck Norris once threw a bear hug around two opponents, and Two-Bad was born.
Battle Bones is all that's left of Chuck Norris' last barbecue.
Teela wears a bikini because Chuck Norris said so.
Fisto used to be "Earl" until he thumb wrestled Chuck Norris.

[PIMPS ADAM]

There is no Mystic Wall, there is a line in the sand drawn by Chuck Norris' big toe.

This is classic.

[MegaGearMax]

After hearing that Mattel retired hyper anime detail, Chuck Norris made a short phone call to Mattel offices. The next day, 200X versions of He-Man, Adam, Randor, Sorceress and Evil-Lyn were placed on the Classics schedule.

Prince Adam was packeaged the way he was because he was hiding from Chuck Norris!

Battleground Teela looks the way she does because Chuck Norris liked that look better!

Mattel reconsidered putting the Keldor Swords in Classics because Chick Norris wanted them.

[cayman shen]

Chuck Norris thinks everyone's a variant of Teela.

[Minion]

Whenever Toyguru refers to "logistics" as reason, he means "Chuck Norris".

This one cost me a mouthful of cranberry juice. Well played sir.

[Benedict Judas Hel]

Chuck Norris doesn't call on the Power of Grayskull...the Power of Grayskull calls on him.

The secret of Grayskull IS Chuck Norris.

[dorrmann]

Please, folks, remember that this is a thread for, as the title suggests, MOTUC related Chuck Norris "facts." All religious/sexual/political "facts" will be deleted and are subject to warning/suspension.

So, let's all have fun!

[Berserker79]

When Adam transforms into He-Man, Chuck Norris holographically appears behind him.

[MoViEfReAk]

Chuck Norris is the only one who gets a flocked Panthor.

The third weapons pak will only include Chuck Norris' fists

He-Man's real name is Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can display his loose figures on a shelf at a wall- without opening the package, without a shelf, even without a wall...

[TheFallen]

Chuck Norris is the reason Battle Cat no longer talks
Chuck Norris' version of Webstor works just like he remembers
All of Chuck Norris' MOTUC figures come with a second moustached head

An for you PoP fans;

Chuck Norris is the Red Knight

[Berserker79]

Chuck Norris never gets a figure with reversed shoulders.

[midor]

King Hsss wears Chuck Norris pajammas


Now for an original one:

Chuck Norris can find Lo-kee. On every episode of He-Man.

[Benedict Judas Hel]

Chuck Norris can find Lo-kee. On every episode of He-Man.

Chuck Norris is the reason Lookie is hiding in every episode.

[AmericanLegend]

Chuck split the Power Sword by trying to shave with it.

His limbs are so dangerous, his torso is legally called a Weapons Rack.

That Battle Armor Chuck Norris comes with 3 undamaged plates.

Chuck can juggle spaceships. He's only made one mistake and that's how Marlena ended up on Eternia.

Chuck Norris swept out Orko's legs...permanently.

Chuck's fists keep Mo-Larr in business.

He wore a smurf costume to a fight once. That's why we're afraid of Gars.

Chuck Norris has an action feature, but nobody has lived to describe it.

Everyone wears loincloths because Chuck literally scared their pants off.

Battle Cat rides Chuck Norris.

Chuck can find every piece to vintage Eternia at any flea market.

He's found Lookee in every She-Ra episode, and he's never even owned a television or watched the show.

Winning.

The evil warriors have three toes because at one point or another they have all slow-danced with Chuck Norris.

Fisto used to have two gigantic metal hands. Until he high-fived Chuck Norris. Chuck felt so bad that he plucked a hair from his moustache and gently swiped it across Fisto's face. The rest is legend.

Man-at-Arms had to make a new electronic power sword for He-Man because Chuck Norris used the original to pick his teeth, subsequently shattering it to pieces.

The second King Grayskull figure was given a red cape to commemorate the day he swam in Chuck Norris' wake.

There's a reason Man-e-Faces learned to change his appearance: He owes Chuck Norris about $3.50.

Stonedar and Rokkon came about after Chuck Norris sneezed while rock climbing. The Chuck DNA (CDNA-3) fused with the rock and thus became the rock people. (I could have gone dirty with this one but didn't in the sake of modesty. And moderators. You put it together in your own dirty minds.)

Beast Man was once a dog. Until Chuck Norris patted him on the head.

The Power Sword was originally formed when Chuck Norris absentmindedly stepped on a piece of abandoned sheet metal.

Why does Webstor come with an orange gun? Because Chuck Norris hates spiders.

Grizzlor was once an Earth man until Chuck Norris blessed him with the gift of beard. That man?: Billy Corgan.

Buzz-Off once accidentally flew past Chuck Norris and was subsequently swatted away. He's worn a helmet ever since.

That Amulet that Count Marzo gets his power from? Chuck Norris Scab.

Man-at-Arms wears a mouth guard over the lower part of his face because Chuck Norris decreed that none but He and the King shall be allowed facial hair in Eternia.

Gygor used to look like any regular Gorilla. Until he accidentally walked in front of Chuck Norris' canon-like urine stream.

Whiplash started off as a baby alligator Chuck Norris flushed down the toilet in grade school.

Sy-Klone doesn't really have tornado powers, Chuck Norris just taught him the secret of the never-ending roundhouse kick.

The Goddess once walked in front of the TV while Chuck Norris was watching it. She is now Translucent.

Rio Blast is the illegitimate progeny of Chuck Norris and an AK-47. She loved it.

That symbol on Zodac's armor? It commemorates what has continually saved the Universe since time began. Chuck Norris' balls.

Eternia, Etheria, and indeed all of the five dimensions exist, in actuality, as photons of light beaming off of one of Chuck Norris glistening, luxuriant beard hairs.

Alright they're getting worse and worse as I go along, hopefully someone will get a Chuck-le out of at least one. Keep this one going though.





WAIT! Uno Mas-

2011's shipping has been doubled because UPS and USPS have to drive an extra 300 miles out of their way to avoid Chuck Norris. (They lost his subscription figure last year...)

[General Hawk 7]

There are SO many good ones, but here are a few of my favorites!

The last thing Tri-Klops remembered was Chuck Norris' foot coming at him in three directions at the same time.

PURE WIN!!!

His limbs are so dangerous, his torso is legally called a Weapons Rack.


Chuck Norris has an action feature, but nobody has lived to describe it.

THOSE are going on my facebook!

Chuck Norris puts the ladies' man, Bow, to shame: he eats Catra for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I suddenly have a craving...

The Faceless One wasn't actually faceless until Chuck Norris round house kicked him in the head.


Clawful used to have two large claws for hands until Chuck Norris ate one as a snack.

I have this mental image of the Clawful one! haha!

Chuck Norris had an affair with the Goddess, That's why her legs fell off...

Win!!

Whenever Toyguru refers to "logistics" as reason, he means "Chuck Norris".

Win!

There is no Mystic Wall, there is a line in the sand drawn by Chuck Norris' big toe.

Win!

After hearing that Mattel retired hyper anime detail, Chuck Norris made a short phone call to Mattel offices. The next day, 200X versions of He-Man, Adam, Randor, Sorceress and Evil-Lyn were placed on the Classics schedule.

Prince Adam was packeaged the way he was because he was hiding from Chuck Norris!

Battleground Teela looks the way she does because Chuck Norris liked that look better!

Mattel reconsidered putting the Keldor Swords in Classics because Chick Norris wanted them.

PURE WIN ALL!!!!

Chuck Norris is the reason Lookie is hiding in every episode.

I love it!


Okay, here's mine:


There is no MOTUC Figure of Chuck Norris because Chuck won't allow them to make a figure of him until they bring 200X detail back to the line.

(Ooh.. someone needs to make a MOTUC Chuck Norris custom!)

Chuck Norris thinks power swords are for pansies in pink tights.

Man-E-Faces USED to have another face until it mouthed off to Chuck Norris.



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[Larry Waters]

I'm bumping this thread...because it is the will of Chuck Norris.

[Berserker79]

The orb of power is just a marble in Chuck Norris`pocket.

[Larry Waters]

Chuck Norris carries the MOTUC-verse in his pocket like a marble...MIB style!

Okay, it was weak...but too easy to resist!

[wallbie]

It's time someone from Chuck Norris' native state contributed...

The Mystic Mountains weren't always mountains. It was actually a birthday cake grand enough for Chuck Norris' majesty. He just blew the candles out and decided he wasn't hungry any more.

Swift Wind isn't white because of the SDCC vote. This was ultimately the horse's decision. You too would have even less diginity covered in head-to-toe pink if Chuck Norris saw you dressed like that.

Chuck Norris and Double Trouble once had a three-way...

Blade hit Chuck Norris with his laser whip and it broke.

Ram Man used to never wear a helmet until he hit Chuck Norris. He also used to have a neck until that fateful encounter.

Chuck Norris had a case of diahrrea for about two seconds and thus the tar swamp was created.

Chuck Norris opens the front door of his house with a Cosmic Key.

Granamyr asked "Am I not the wisest creature on all Eternia?" Chuck Norris laughed, took Granamyr by the nose and replied "No."

Chuck Norris went fishing on Etheria. Mermista jumped out of the water and into his boat before he could cast his line.

[Larry Waters]

Epic thread!

[Eternian Poet]

Chuck Norris was the first man in the Universe to wear furry shorts, thus beginning Eternias greatest fashion.

Chuck Norris could defeat all Evil, but chooses not to, because it is beneath his dignity.

[Bear-at-Arms]

Mattel didn't "Kill the Line" in 200X. Chuck Norris Killed it.