The Three Towers re-emerged because Chuck Norris dared them to stay hidden.
There is no Mystic Wall, there is a line in the sand drawn by Chuck Norris' big toe.
Rio Blast is a disguised Chuck Norris, playing cowboys and indians.
Chuck Norris created the cyber-dinosaurs when frustration whti AT&T's poor coverage caused him to shove his cell-phone up Tyrantisaurus Rex' tailpipe.
Eternia is the center of the universe because Chuck Norris has a summer home there.
There is no MOTUC Chuck Norris figure because looking at it would be a choking hazzard.
Scare Glow's power comes from simply saying the name "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris killed a tribe of Shadowbeasts during a full lunar eclipse.
Chuck Norris has a Shadowbeast-skin rug in every room of his hunting lodge.
The Living Book of Spells is actually Chuck Norris' autobiography.