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    Who owns the rights to Filmation? Duh, Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris fathered all four Horsemen.

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    Alcala He-Man built his hut with his fists, Chuck Norris built Eternia with his
    Chuck Norris can't smell Stinkor
    Chuck Norris uses Sky Tree as his Christmas Tree
    Chuck Norris can get away with wearing the Weapons Pak Zodac armour

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    Talon Fighter & Point Dread don`t appear and vanish without a reason. They play hide & seek with Chuck Norris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berserker79 View Post
    Talon Fighter & Point Dread don`t appear and vanish without a reason. They play hide & seek with Chuck Norris.
    Addendum:

    Point Dread and the Talon Fighter hide from Chuck Norris...he blinks every 20 years, and that is the only time they dare appear!
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    Mer-Man controls all of the sea-creatures & Beastman controls all of the other animals... because Chuck Norris once dreamt that they did.

    Hordak is the ruthless leader of the evil Horde because Chuck Norris is making him do it.

    Extendar got his powers trying to see Chuck Norris undressing through his window.

    Chuck Norris uses Spikor as a tooth-pick - when Spikor is lucky. If he's really lucky, Chuck uses him to exfoliate his feet.

    She-Ra would be the most powerful woman in the universe - if she wasn't under Chuck Norris all the time.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't smell Stinkor, Stinkor smells Chuck Norris.

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    The MOTUC bios are so incredibly gripping because they were dictated to Mattel's executives by Chuck Norris while he was raving drunk.

    When Chuck Norris yawns, Mattel's shareholders rush to vote, often causing a bloodbath.

    Evil-Lyn once freed Chuck Norris from a portable toilet - but only because he let her.
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    A couple of monsters attacked Chuck Norris, so he picked up one and threw it at the other. That's how we got Two Bad.

    Fisto was actually born a girl. Then she got a blood transfusion from Chuck Norris.

    Hordak is trapped inside Despondos. Despondos is trapped inside Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris re-dubbed an episode of The New Adventures of He-Man. That show won an Emmy, Oscar and Pullitzer Prize.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pink Ranger View Post
    Hordak is trapped inside Despondos. Despondos is trapped inside Chuck Norris.
    hahahaaah!


    When Chuck Norris belches, millions of Filmation-style story-lines are created.

    When Chuck Norris flicks away the dirt from under his finger nails, entire new races of Eternians appear, blinking with gratitude & abeyance, until they're retconned into an increasingly absurd Eternian history.

    Chuck Norris' discarded fortune cookie heralds the past & future of all Eternia.
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    Moss Man figures get their signature smell by being kept in a humidor overnight with a slumbering Chuck Norris.

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    Chuck Norris IS the power of Greyskull.

    Chuck Norris put the snake on Snake Mountain.

    Chuck Norris hand makes each and every MOTUC figure.

    Chuck Norris' everyday driver is an Attak Track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Country View Post
    Addendum:

    Point Dread and the Talon Fighter hide from Chuck Norris...he blinks every 20 years, and that is the only time they dare appear!

    Sir, you`re killing me


    AFA grades action figures, Chuck Norris grades AFA.

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    Orko is Chuck Norris' judgement upon all Eternia.
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    For the rest of the year, Club Eternia members will only receive Karate Kommandos action figures and nothing else. Nobody will complain.
    "Listen, strange women dressed like birds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"

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    Odiphus happened to be walking directly behind Chuck Norris after he just finished eating a bowl of Snake Mountain lava chili. All the Eternian tomato juice couldn't douse that stench. Since Chuck Norris isn't around for Odiphus to take his anger out on (Why would he if he's got half a mind?) he targets He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

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    Toyguru has mentiond the Endgame for the Bio-Canon...it is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris convinced The Sorceress that Teela is a clone. (And he was never here.)

    Chuck Norris is the reason for Battle Armor.

    Chuck Norris could do Procrustus' job...with his hands tied behind his back.

    Chuck Norris has Club Eternia, Club Ecto-1, and Club OUTATIME (It's coming, mark me.) planned out and comments freely past King Hssss, damn the logistics.

    Chuck Norris sculpted the Four Horsemen.

    Chuck Norris is Matty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uki View Post
    Chuck Norris sculpted the Four Horsemen.
    Ha, outstanding.
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    In tribute to Chuck Norris's winning consecutive games of Scrabble with Gaz and Saz, Mattel had no choice but name swords after them.

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    Chuck Norris' figure doesnt have articulated knees, he doesnt kneel to anyone EVER.

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    Chuck Norris has a small pet called Granamyr

    Chuck Norris reversed Roboto's shoulders- with a fingertip...

    Scareglow is afraid of Chuck Norris

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    Snake Face turns to stone with one gaze from Chuck Norris.

    King Randor was inspired to grow a beard after hearing his wife's stories of the fabled Walker, Texas Ranger from Earth. Unfortunately, Clamp Champ wasn't on board for wearing a cowboy hat during their adventures.

    He-Man's harness is actually made from Chuck Norris' skin graft when he had the techno virus for about a second.

    The compelling reason for an MOTUC figure to get a second head: Chuck Norris Karate chops the first one off into oblivion.

    Wonder what it'd be like if Chuck Norris had a daughter in MOTUC? Watch the Robot Chicken sketch about She-Ra's "time of the month."

    Chuck Norris once took pity on Unemployed Skeletor and gave him the honor of being his punching bag. He got fired for disintegrating when Chuck threw half of a one-inch punch.

    After Chuck Norris gave him a double wet willy, Orko's ears were torn from his head. Chuck Norris sewed them back using indestructable thread made from his beard.

    Chuck Norris uses the Slime Pit for a hot tub when he wants to party with Catra, Scorpia and Entrapta.

    Chuck Norris took three of his extra testicles from his "contest" with Lance Armstrong to create the suns of the Tri-Solar Galaxy.

    The waship used by the Space Mutants was actually a giant booger Chuck Norris flicked into space.

    The Dragon Walker Chuck Norris rides is an actual dragon.

    Ninjor is the inadequate Faker-version of Chuck Norris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Reilly View Post
    Raqquill Rqazz isn't Beast Man's real name, actually. It's just the only thing he was able to say after being roundhousekicked by Chuck Norris.
    That had me rolling!

    You know why Eternia has a light hemisphere and a dark hemisphere? Chuck Norris wanted it that way
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    This thread is freakin awesome! Why...? Because of Chuck Norris.
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    The dark hemisphere of Eternia is where Chuck Norris' shadow is cast upon the planet.

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    Chuck Norris is the only one who has seen the bottom of the bottomless abyss.
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