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  1. June 15, 2012, 04:20pm #176
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSj3 Derek View Post
    Yes. Chuck Norris could destroy himself yet stay un-destoryed at the same time. There is no paradox, there is only Chuck Norris.
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  2. August 6, 2012, 07:04am #177
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    Chuck Norris says buy a sub!

    TODAY!
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  3. August 6, 2012, 07:37am #178
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    Chuck Norris already has a 2014 subscription
    The following statement is true:
    The previous statement is false.

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  4. August 6, 2012, 08:43am #179
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    Chuck Norris has a MOTUC roadmap through 3016 and he's never going to change it.
    Your support means more research for the Myostatin-challenged.
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  5. August 6, 2012, 08:54am #180
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    Chuck Norris was just being nice when he allowed them to add the "S" at the end of Master's' of the Universe
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  6. August 6, 2012, 09:36am #181
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    Spikor figure thought that his spikes would protect him from Chuck Norris. The "lazy-eyed syndrome" is one of the side-effects of a concussion after one well placed roundhouse kick to the head.
    Jii Dee regarding Matty's view on MOTUC Collectors: "Here be whiny surrender monkey dragons".

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  7. August 15, 2012, 12:03am #182
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    Leech becomes a zombie if he touches Chuck Norris

    When asked which color Teela he prefers, red or blonde, Chuck Norris responded - Chelsea

    Central Tower is really only Chuck Norris's bathroom plumbing and all that power inside is actually what he leaves behind after each use.
    NO DYLAMUG? WE DIAL A MOB!!
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  8. August 15, 2012, 11:26pm #183
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    Subscription on Aug. 5 at 11.59 PM, 92%...

    Subscription on Aug. 6, 135%.

    Guess who!

    That's right! Chuck wink at the Subs page. He gave Mattel one more chance!
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  9. August 16, 2012, 12:13am #184
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    The secret accessory at Power-Con is Chuck Norris.

    When all appears lost, He-Man calls upon Castle Grayskullman. Castle Grayskullman calls upon Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris can create 1,000 years of darkness, just by day-dreaming about it.
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  11. September 4, 2012, 03:15pm #186
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    The truth regarding Master Power is not that some guys got it and some guys don't. It's actually that Chuck Norris has it and noone else does.
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  12. September 4, 2012, 09:16pm #187
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    The Fighting Foe Men were originally a four-pack. The Wind Raider pilot told Chuck Norris a "Yo' Mama!" joke; now there are only three.
    Classics TGR figures should be Filmation-based, but they NEED MORE COWBELL!
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  13. September 4, 2012, 09:25pm #188
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    Castle GrayskullMan IS CHuck Norris!! That's the mystery behind CGM blonde hair
    Ya Tengo El Poder!!!!!!
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  14. September 5, 2012, 12:34am #189
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    Chuck Noris has all the MOTUC figures, beasts, playsets & vehicles from the "Movie Year" !
    My 200X Figures & Accessories Want List :- http://www.he-man.org/forums/boards/...s-amp-Others-!
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  15. September 7, 2012, 11:39am #190
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    Bruce Lee + 5 pound gold bar = Jitsu..... Fact Bruce Lee beat Chuck Noris

    Can't wait to get Jitsu!
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  16. September 7, 2012, 01:23pm #191
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi_Kunle View Post
    Bruce Lee + 5 pound gold bar = Jitsu..... Fact Bruce Lee beat Chuck Noris

    Can't wait to get Jitsu!
    Wait!

    So, Jitsu is Bruce Lee...
    Fisto looks like Chuck Norris...

    Fisto vs Jitsu!

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