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    Heroic Warrior Eternian Poet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSj3 Derek View Post
    Yes. Chuck Norris could destroy himself yet stay un-destoryed at the same time. There is no paradox, there is only Chuck Norris.
    ahahahah!!!

    and I love the new ones...
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    Chuck Norris says buy a sub!

    TODAY!

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    Chuck Norris already has a 2014 subscription

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    Chuck Norris has a MOTUC roadmap through 3016 and he's never going to change it.
    Your support means more research for the Myostatin-challenged.

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    Chuck Norris was just being nice when he allowed them to add the "S" at the end of Master's' of the Universe

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    Spikor figure thought that his spikes would protect him from Chuck Norris. The "lazy-eyed syndrome" is one of the side-effects of a concussion after one well placed roundhouse kick to the head.
    Jii Dee regarding Matty's view on MOTUC Collectors: "Here be whiny surrender monkey dragons".

    MOTUC NEEDS: Tung Lashor, Rio Blast, Sssqueeze, Dragstor, Saurod & Lord Masque.

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    Leech becomes a zombie if he touches Chuck Norris

    When asked which color Teela he prefers, red or blonde, Chuck Norris responded - Chelsea

    Central Tower is really only Chuck Norris's bathroom plumbing and all that power inside is actually what he leaves behind after each use.
    NO DYLAMUG? WE DIAL A MOB!!
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    Subscription on Aug. 5 at 11.59 PM, 92%...

    Subscription on Aug. 6, 135%.

    Guess who!

    That's right! Chuck wink at the Subs page. He gave Mattel one more chance!

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    The secret accessory at Power-Con is Chuck Norris.

    When all appears lost, He-Man calls upon Castle Grayskullman. Castle Grayskullman calls upon Chuck Norris.

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    Chuck Norris can create 1,000 years of darkness, just by day-dreaming about it.
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    The truth regarding Master Power is not that some guys got it and some guys don't. It's actually that Chuck Norris has it and noone else does.
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    The Fighting Foe Men were originally a four-pack. The Wind Raider pilot told Chuck Norris a "Yo' Mama!" joke; now there are only three.
    Classics TGR figures should be Filmation-based, but they NEED MORE COWBELL!

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    Castle GrayskullMan IS CHuck Norris!! That's the mystery behind CGM blonde hair
    Ya Tengo El Poder!!!!!!

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    Chuck Noris has all the MOTUC figures, beasts, playsets & vehicles from the "Movie Year" !
    THE BIGGEST, BADDEST SUPPORTER OF VARIANTS IN MOTUC..... JUST BEHIND MGM THAT IS !!

    LOOSE & INCOMPLETE UNNAMED ONE/GORPO FOR SALE !

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    Bruce Lee + 5 pound gold bar = Jitsu..... Fact Bruce Lee beat Chuck Noris

    Can't wait to get Jitsu!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi_Kunle View Post
    Bruce Lee + 5 pound gold bar = Jitsu..... Fact Bruce Lee beat Chuck Noris

    Can't wait to get Jitsu!
    Wait!

    So, Jitsu is Bruce Lee...
    Fisto looks like Chuck Norris...

    Fisto vs Jitsu!

    DEAR GOD! CAN'T WAIT TO GET JITSU!!!

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