Heroic Chef of Eternia!
Who can resist the flavorful odors that emanate from the palace kitchen? Not you. Not I. Not Cringer. He'll knock you out with his secret souffle and then you'll beg for dessert! Chef Allen could come with a "battle spoon" and a Hordak cake.
Is that the sound of scraping the bottom of a barrel?
Perhaps. But I'd still rather have the Chef before the NA Scientists or that tug-of-war dude.