I keep reading so much about this Scal-Por creature on the .Org that I decided to create one of my own. Using the strangest mixture of parts I could come up with (at least for now), I created a creature so odd and wicked-looking that no one in their right mind would want to be him/her (in this case, him specifically). At the very least, this will probably get some price hikers mad at me (I stick my tongue out at you if you do ); at the most, I'm hoping my figure becomes a favorite on the .Org. So, without further ado, here he is:
Evil Hiker of Prices
Real Name: Lacer Tactilia
Off the coast of the Ocean of Gnarl and surrounded by the Mystic Mountains is the realm of evilBay. There lives a hawker of evil intent who loves nothing more than money! By sending out his slaves to buy items at cheap prices and in massive quantities from all over Eternia, he saves himself cost and then raises the prices to twice, three times, and sometimes even ten times the original price! And because of the high Moutains that surround his realm, the people who live close by have no choice but to pay his exorbitant prices. The creature—a green Scalean (lizard-man) nicknamed Scal-Por for both reasons of his high prices and his favorite method of teaching theives a lesson—uses magic and secret paths to send his slaves across the mountains and even himself when he has to. He wears a magical mane of fur complete with rib bones sticking out at the shoulders, and a large medalion on the front to help him with his magic, and can often be seen with a battle axe or scythe to protect his goods. Unknown to King Randor, this hawker continues his evil scheme in secret and plans to bring the world to its knees by collecting every last shilling from the peoples of Eternia!