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Thread: Orko was Teela's father!!!

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    Orko was Teela's father!!!

    Now, I just heard this on the downloaded podcast from the mouth of Dean Stefan!....Shock horror....then I thought:
    what if Orkos Trollen essence was taken by Skeletor to use to magicaly clone the Sorceress...??? That would make him her father. Then thinking more on these lines I quite liked the idea, after all Orko was a great Trollen...its either that or Skeletor is her father , seeing as he cloned the sorceress...better than the Fisto rumors I think?
    What you say?

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    Technically, whoever fathered the Sorceress would be Teela's "Father," if we're going with the clone angle.

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    Which podcast are you talking about?

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    ....the what now?
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    If Orko's the father it would be the worst MOTU canon decision ever.

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    I can't believe i am discussing this, but Teela was born before Orko arrived to Eternia.

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    Either - Skeletor forced the birth (magical cloning).

    Or

    Sorceress gave birth to Teela as Zoar, via parthenogenesis, when she laid the egg. No need for dudes, we're talking about the Sorceress here.
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    Isn't it too late for April Fools?

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    "Mr. Orko there is a 99.9% chance you ARE the father!"


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    SCB, yeah... that's the exact and proper response.

    I haven't been able to listen to the podcast... WHAT is Dean talking about there???
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    I've noticed from his Facebook posts Dean likes to be heavy on the smarmy humor. I would take this as such.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Montork View Post
    I've noticed from his Facebook posts Dean likes to be heavy on the smarmy humor. I would take this as such.
    Seriously, there is no way it could be Orko. Uncle Montork, on the other hand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Atkin View Post
    Seriously, there is no way it could be Orko. Uncle Montork, on the other hand...
    Well, hey back in my younger days.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orko's Magic Hat View Post
    Isn't it too late for April Fools?
    ..or too early

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    If I was Orko I would ask for a paternity test. She looks nothing like him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdultCollector View Post
    If Orko's the father it would be the worst MOTU canon decision ever.
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    Spector could be the father. He's the master of time travel. He could have impregnated anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Granamyr View Post
    Spector could be the father. He's the master of time travel. He could have impregnated anyone.
    Only if he has the right Allen-wrench to get his metal under-pants off.

    Otherwise, an excellent theory & one of the first things any hot-blooded time-traveller is likely to try.
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    This is just another reason why I really am not a fan of the "clone" thing. I really like Teela being the offspring of Sorceress and Man at Arms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternian Poet View Post
    Only if he has the right Allen-wrench to get his metal under-pants off.

    Otherwise, an excellent theory & one of the first things any hot-blooded time-traveller is likely to try.
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    Let's just stay away from the whole thought of Skeletor being the father you know? Because that would make Teela and Adam cousins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whbinder View Post
    that would make Teela and Adam cousins.

    They don't live in the U.S., so no-one cares.
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    I'm really glad that Dean was just trying to be funny (and not succeeding).
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