The antithesis to Mr. Shokoti's Top Ten Favorite Superhero Movies thread
What are your Top 10 Worst Superhero Movies(or as many as you can think of)???
They can be comic based or movies that just fit in the genre?
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to start off here is my list
1) Superman Returns
2) Thor
3) Scott Pilgrim
4) Watchmen
5) Iron Man 2
6) Captain America
7) Batman Begins
8) Iron Man
9) The Dark Knight
10) Kick Ass
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1) Green Lantern
2) Batman & Robin
3) Batman Forever
4) Superman IV
5) Superman III
6) Superman Returns
7) Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
8) Ghost Rider
9) The Punisher (w/ Thomas Jane)
10) Fantastic Four II: Rise of the Silver Surfer
I'm sure there are worse films but I haven't seen them (old 70's or 80's Captain America movie and old 70's or 80's Spider-Man) so I cannot judge them.
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Heretical Vintage Purist and Non-Fan Extraordinaire!
Just 10?
1) Captain America (1990s)
2) Steel
3) Superman IV
4) Batman and Robin
5) Catwoman
6) Elektra
7) The Phantom
8) Batman and Robin
9) Fantastic Four (Roger Corman)
10) Supergirl
Honorable mention to Superman III, Daredevil, Spider-Man 3 and Wolverine.
I can actually find enjoyment in MOST comic book/superhero movies, but my LEAST favorite are..
1)Phantom
2)Batman & Robin
3)Scott Pilgrim
4)Superman Returns
5)Ghost Rider
6)Ghost Rider 2
7)Punisher War Games
8)Fantastic 4 2
9)Catwoman(thanks for reminding me BCI)
10)Elektra(again BCI)
"Wheresoever on earth he dwells, man is prey to two weaknesses: the need to pray and the need to love."-Marquis de Sade
"It is not by reasoning or by our understanding that we have received our religion; it is by external authority and command."-Michel De Montaigne
Heretical Vintage Purist and Non-Fan Extraordinaire!
Catwoman
Elektra
daredevil
x-men 3
Punisher warzone
Spiderman 3
Steel
superman 4/returns
batman and robin
Ghostrider 1&2
1) All 3 Bayformers movies (yeah they count... because they are that awful...)
2) Spider-Man 3
3) Catwoman(thanks for reminding me BCI)
4) Green Lantern
5) Ghost Rider
6) Ghost Rider 2 ( Have no seen it, but I don't hate myself)
7) Wolverine
8) Fantastic 4 (I actually didn't mind the secone one)
9) Batman & Robin
10) Elektra (again BCI, why did I watch this!? I don't even like Elektra)
1) Spider-Man 3 - The evil jazz montage. It's unforgivable
2) Fantastic Four II: Rise of the Silver Surfer - Mr. Fantastic's dance scene. I was embarrassed for everyone involved
3) Superman Returns - The only superhero movie I can think of that's more boring than Watchmen
4) Watchmen - Only slightly less boring than Superman Returns. Slightly
5) Elektra - Worse than Daredevil only because the lead actress was contractually obligated to do it
6) Daredevil - Ben Affleck as a superhero action star = casting fail
7) Ghost Rider - Blackheart is Ricky Fitts from American Beauty in a suit? Really?
8) Catwoman - How do you ruin a character as cool/fun/hot as Catwoman? This movie found a way
9) Batman & Robin - Congratulations, you nearly killed the Batman franchise
10) Kick Ass - ignores the marginally interesting premise after the first 10 minutes
11) Fantastic Four - Only ranked this low because it was so easy to forget
12) Green Lantern - space punching fail
In case you're wondering, I haven't seen Ghost Rider 2 or Jonah Hex.
Last edited by ksensor; May 9, 2012 at 01:12pm.
Yeah, it always gets on the worst lists, but I still love it for the score, Faye Dunaway, the occasionally cute one-liners, the omegahedron/magic thing that actually kind of worked I thought, Peter Cooke, and Peter O'Toole just because it was the first role of his I saw (not counting parts of The Stuntman). But for all that, what a dopey love interest, unconvincing monster, uneven pacing, and lame final battle FX! Plus is it wrong that I thought the dumb hippies in Argo City were hard to care about saving? And how do you get knocked out just by sitting down in a runaway killdozer anyway?
I give The Phantom a pass too just for Zane's delivery of the line "Tie her up" (no, not really).
My problem with making a list is some super hero movies looked too bad to watch. For example I haven't seen Steel, the Ghost Rider movies, or Catwoman.
Of the ones I've seen the lamest ones were:
- League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
- Batman and Robin
- Captain America (1990s)
- Three way tie: all Fantastic Four movies to date
- Judge Dredd
- Howard the Duck
- Tank Girl
- Men in Black 2
- Barb Wire
- Elektra
Honorable sucky mention to: Punisher with Dolph Lundgren, Red Sonja, Spawn (yeah, didn't like it).
I know I'm crazy, but I liked Frank Miller's The Spirit. I know, I don't know why either, but it probably involves brain damage.
Last edited by gbagok; May 7, 2012 at 04:55pm.
I'm with you on all of these, Benny, except for Batman and Robin. I don't care if it almost killed the franchise. It was worth the price of admission just to see Uma as Poison Ivy. Sigh... Be still, my beating heart: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...urman%29_3.jpg
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Catwoman
All the Superman film after 3
both Punisher films
Batman and Robin
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1) Scott Pilgrim
2) Batman & Robin
3) Steel
4) Catwoman
5) Ghost Rider
6) Both 200X Punisher (Actually, the one with Dolph Lundgren is kinda good for a B-movie)
7) X-Men 3
8) Phantom
9) Superman IV
10) Spider-man 3
Honorable Mention: Both Fantastic 4, Spawn, 70's Marvel movies (except Hulk), Barb Wire, Son of the Mask, Elektra, Darkman 2 & 3, Swamp Thing 1 & 2, Man-Thing & Green Lantern
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"Wheresoever on earth he dwells, man is prey to two weaknesses: the need to pray and the need to love."-Marquis de Sade
"It is not by reasoning or by our understanding that we have received our religion; it is by external authority and command."-Michel De Montaigne
Heretical Vintage Purist and Non-Fan Extraordinaire!
1.Catwoman (SHOULD BE ON EVERYBODY'S AS NUMBER ONE)
2.Ghost Rider (Should have been a Horror-styled film)
3.Everything Superman after II including STEEL!
4.X-Men: The Last Stand (Thank God for First Class!!!)
5.Batman Forever and Batman and Robin (All Schumacher)
6.Spider-Man 3
7.Green Lantern (tearing)
8.Punisher (Jane version)
9.Daredevil
10.Man-Thing
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Catwoman
Superman IV
Son of the Mask
1989 Punisher
Darkman
Steel
Lightspeed
Hulk
90's Captain America (SyFy had it on at 3 am one night....it was bad but could have been worse)
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Can't believe some of these on the worst lists! But that's happens, I guess.
1. Batman & Robin
2. Catwoman
3. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
4. Spawn
5. Elektra
6. Ghost Rider
7. Captain America (1990s)
8. Superman Returns
9. X-men Origins: Wolverine
10. X3
I actually have a real soft spot for Supergirl. I watched it quite a few times as a kid. Even though I know it's not that great, Helen Slater is such a fantastic Supergirl, and I love the scene by the lake where she's flying around.
In no particular order.
Catwoman (I love the "real" character Catwoman, no idea what WB was thinking with this)
Batman & Robin
Hulk
Superman IV
X-Men Origin: Wolverine
Spider-man 3
The Spirit
Steel
Punisher War Zone
Batman Gotham Knight (I really hate a lot of the animation styles used)
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Super-Hero films i'd never watch again. Ever.
* Spider Man
* Spider Man II
* Spider Man III
* Fantastic 4
* Fantastic 4: ROTSS
* The Phantom
* Superman Returns
* The Dark Knight
* Batman Begins
* Punisher: War Zone
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1) Batman and Robin (no need to explain)
2) Catwoman (Selina Kyle is the only one allowed to be Catwoman!)
3) Hulk, Ang Lee version (silly comic panels and Hulk Dogs?!)
4) Superman Returns (clung to the Donner films way too much)
5) Superman IV (terrible effects and worst villain ever)
6) Superman III (aka Richard Pryor featuring Superman)
7) Steel (what were they thinking?)
8) Spider-Man 3 (they could have done more with Venom)
9) Daredevil tied with Elektra (boring)
10) Batman Forever (stupid neon)
1) Batman & Robin
2) Superman Returns
3) Batman Forever
4) Catwoman
5) Hulk
6) The Spirit
7) Superman IV
8) Superman III
9) X-Men Origins: Wolverine
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