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    I would cry for you, but real men donít (warning: politically incorrect thread)

    I made 31 pictures of a comparison between the heyday and the sick daze,
    if you'like the first 10 pictures please leave a comment and I'll post the other pictures, for the automerging I can't!
    I'm sorry if I offended you but I got an '80s shaped brain!
    The first 10 pictures (1-10 of 31):









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    I don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dorrmann View Post
    I don't get it.
    It's a comparison time!
    How the things was in the heyday (the '80s) and how sick are the things now ... that's it!
    For example take a look at the second photos, the sunny smiles of Slaughter and the desperation of Nirvana.
    See the other 8 pictures (11-18 of 31)







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    http://www.he-man.org/forums/boards/...-at-some-point

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    Tuvar, Baddrah, Crita, Granita, Gray, Colonel Blast and the Snake Goddess

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    I just think they're funnier when they have people like John Wayne and Steve McQueen in them as the "old" example.

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    You should do ones with "family films" like: Secret of Nimh with The Smurfs live action/CGI hybrid

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    Quote Originally Posted by diosoth View Post
    I just think they're funnier when they have people like John Wayne and Steve McQueen in them as the "old" example.
    I understand, I really love Steve McQueen and I was shocked for an entire day when I discovered the real reason of the Wayne death but this is a comparison between the eighties and the nowdays!
    Quote Originally Posted by Burtonnut View Post
    You should do ones with "family films" like: Secret of Nimh with The Smurfs live action/CGI hybrid
    Do you want a comparison with CGI? I hate CGI! So I already got pictures against it! For example look at the 2nd 'n' the last picture!
    Let's go with these 7 pictures (19-25 of 31):






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    I agree with the Catwoman one. Michelle will always be the BEST Catwoman.

    However, the one for Bruce Willis is wrong. Willis is awesome, hair or no.
    RIP Andy Conrad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfsfang View Post
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...40521191_n.jpg

    Pale skinned weirdo with big hair...what's the difference?
    Easy, real vampires don't "SPARKLE"
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    this is humor when i'm grown up?

    someone should cry for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfsfang View Post
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...40521191_n.jpg
    Pale skinned weirdo with big hair...what's the difference?
    The Lost Boys gang is merciless, evil and doesn't sparkle just kill, kill, kill, they are true vampires.
    And Keifer Sutherland doesn't seem a weirdo to me but a person who defines supreme confidance, nearly divine abilty, and a frequent disregard for authority (from Urban Dictionary)


    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    I agree with the Catwoman one. Michelle will always be the BEST Catwoman.
    However, the one for Bruce Willis is wrong. Willis is awesome, hair or no.
    I agree: Bruce Willis is always the best!

    Hower it's not about the hair, as I said on the picture it's about the saturation of the photography in the movies, in the eighties the movies were so full of colors and now... extreme sadness!

    Quote Originally Posted by EldestSon View Post
    this is humor when i'm grown up?
    someone should cry for me.
    This ain't humor, there isn't nothin' to laugh about... we lost things in the fire...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EldestSon View Post
    this is humor when i'm grown up?

    someone should cry for me.
    Agreed......

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    In some instances I dont think the 80s were that good at times. Hello hair bands and aquanet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divia View Post
    In some instances I dont think the 80s were that good at times. Hello hair bands and aquanet.
    I Agree. I was amazed how 80's people look back in the day, like GnR and the Big 4 of Thrash back in the day. Most of the veterans younger days are into Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll lifestyles and they're grown up having their own family and leave those hectic lifestyle. Yeah I'm not a fan of current casual look and I'm still digging on Androgyny or Famous Glam look. You should make an example on X Japan "Before and Present".
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    I love the Black Cauldron one. Black Cauldron is way better than that stupid CGI movie with toilet humor and pop culture references.

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    I love the 80's as much as anybody, but I don't really get most of these. There are lots of pictures you could use from now that make those 80's pics look horrible, and most of them already do.

    As for Tim Skold, his "Now" picture is from his time in Marilyn Manson, which explains the look. He hasn't been associated with Manson for almost 5 years, so it isn't exactly a "Now" picture. What's the explanation for his "Then" picture?

    Where did that picture compared to Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) come from? There are plenty of hot "Music related girls" today. You must not be looking too hard.

    Winona Ryder / Natalie Portman??? They are both attractive, talented actresses. What's the glaring difference?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfsfang View Post
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...40521191_n.jpg

    Pale skinned weirdo with big hair...what's the difference?
    I would tell you, but then I would get banned.

    However, this is what Vampires are supposed to look like:

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedset13 View Post
    I love the 80's as much as anybody, but I don't really get most of these. There are lots of pictures you could use from now that make those 80's pics look horrible, and most of them already do.

    As for Tim Skold, his "Now" picture is from his time in Marilyn Manson, which explains the look. He hasn't been associated with Manson for almost 5 years, so it isn't exactly a "Now" picture. What's the explanation for his "Then" picture?

    Where did that picture compared to Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) come from? There are plenty of hot "Music related girls" today. You must not be looking too hard.

    Winona Ryder / Natalie Portman??? They are both attractive, talented actresses. What's the glaring difference?

    I could go on, but it'd take too much time.
    Agreed, especially on Ryder/Portman. What was the point of that?
    A very few of these pics have validity. The rest just show how horrible the 80s really were. Slaughter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedset13 View Post
    I love the 80's as much as anybody, but I don't really get most of these.
    Pretty strange...
    Quote Originally Posted by dedset13 View Post
    There are lots of pictures you could use from now that make those 80's pics look horrible, and most of them already do.
    Wow... that's odd! An example?
    Quote Originally Posted by dedset13 View Post
    As for Tim Skold, his "Now" picture is from his time in Marilyn Manson, which explains the look. He hasn't been associated with Manson for almost 5 years, so it isn't exactly a "Now" picture. What's the explanation for his "Then" picture?
    What's the explanation? He was in one of the most talented and original Sleaze Metal band: Shotgun Messiah!
    And for "NOW" I intend the sick daze since the 24th of september of 1991
    Quote Originally Posted by dedset13 View Post
    Where did that picture compared to Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) come from? There are plenty of hot "Music related girls" today. You must not be looking too hard.
    I used the ultra eye candy Applegate because she appeared in the video of the Sleaze Metal band Electric Angels, the model on right is on the cover of the great comeback of the Sleaze Metal band Vain.
    Can you give an example of "music related girls" from the nowdays that are full of charm and class as miss Applegate?
    Quote Originally Posted by dedset13 View Post
    Winona Ryder / Natalie Portman??? They are both attractive, talented actresses. What's the glaring difference?
    As far as I am concerned Portman is a dull actress without talent at all, that's the difference! None of her movies is in my top list and from my point of view none of them is a masterpiece. Winona was way better! And what about the look? Portman got a totally ordinary beauty, you can meet a lot of girls with her face (http://bekoooo.files.wordpress.com/2...n_starz_08.jpg) but you just can't forget the Winona's face!
    You don't get it, because we have different tastes! That's normal, everyone got different tastes!
    Quote Originally Posted by Whiplash7 View Post
    The rest just show how horrible the 80s really were. Slaughter?
    Slaughter is an example... dont' you see the difference between the joy of life of the '80s and the pointless desperation of the modern days?
    You remind me a quote "Don't think, feel, it's like a finger pointing out to the moon, don't concentrate on the finger!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burtonnut View Post
    I love the Black Cauldron one. Black Cauldron is way better than that stupid CGI movie with toilet humor and pop culture references.
    You got it! Excellent!
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    fior my money Halle was the best LOOKING catwoman. but blech on the movie and character. wth were they thinking with the story and direction? it made me sick to watch all those quick cuts and such. I don't like Pfieffer's Selina Kyle either, but she was better, still silly though, but better. Pfieffer's Catwoman if you really look had a similar origin and story to Berry's. both very silly imo. Just that Burton was a much better director and Michelle wasn't the main story.
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    And now the last pictures! (26-31 of 31)





    Last edited by JoeyCruel; July 4, 2012 at 05:24pm.
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    ok the last batch of pics

    25 - I prefer the new
    26 - I prefer the old but only because of what you paired it with, that should have been paired with a MOTUC Skeletor on Panthor which would have made me side with the new
    27 - New looks much sleeker and nicer
    28 - See 27
    29 - See 28 and 27
    30 - I have no idea what either means

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfsfang View Post
    ok the last batch of pics
    26 - I prefer the new
    27 - I prefer the old but only because of what you paired it with, that should have been paired with a MOTUC Skeletor on Panthor which would have made me side with the new
    28 - New looks much sleeker and nicer
    29 - See 27
    30 - See 28 and 27
    31 - I have no idea what either means
    there is no 31
    I was wrong it's 26-31 and, of course, I can't say anythin' on your tastes, I have to respect them!
    But I had to say on somethin' else...
    27 - The Classics line is a line based on '80s ideas, of course they are cool... it's just too easy! Let's see the ideas of nowdays toys.. they suck!
    30 - It's not about the taste! In the new cars you don't have bumpers, wrong move at low speed and you can kiss your bucks goodbye, in the '80s we have bumpers!
    31 - An hedonist strives to maximize net pleasure (pleasure minus pain), that's the '80s style! A masochist finds pleasure in pain, that's the nowdays style!
    Last edited by JoeyCruel; July 4, 2012 at 08:52pm.
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    JoeyCruel I agree with every single one of the examples you posted. The now just sucks hard. And be as politically incorrect as you like, I think the world is too PC obsessive anyway.

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    you're comparing the best from 20+ years ago and comparing to the worst from today. why wouldn't you compare original skeletor/panthor with motuc skeletor/panthor?

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