I love the fact that this thread began with The Last Unicorn.
"A teenage girl likes the rain so moves to a new school and goes to live with her father. All the boys hit on her, except the hot guy she likes, who also likes the rain and likes to punch cars. Even though he doesn't like her, and thinks she smells bad, the boy stalks her when the girl goes out of town to buy books. He finds her surrounded by boys who want to help her read the books she just bought, and takes her to a restaurant but doesn't eat anything. On the way home, they find out animals are killing people. The girl and boy end up dating, because the boy gets high on heroin when he's with her, and they play baseball with the boy's family. At the baseball game, they meet some crazy redhead and her boyfriend, and their Jamaican friend. The redhead's boyfriend wants to kill the girl's father, so the girl runs away with her boyfriend's sister. The boy's family murders the redhead's boyfriend, and they go to the prom to celebrate. Oh and there are some Native people, but they don't turn into wolves yet."
"Some guys go to visit a town full of half naked men, but the half naked men aren't very hospitable, and instead of inviting them in, they kick the visitors into a giant hole and kill them all. The leader of the half naked men climbs a mountain to ask a dancing naked redhead what to do in case more visitors arrive. Despite being told by the redhead to stay home, the man and several hundred more half naked men decide to go for a walk, to see if more visitors are on the way. The aren't interested in a visit from the very tall bald man riding a giant throne, so they kill his elephants and ninjas. In the end, the half naked men pretend to be a turtle, and the bald man on the giant throne sends them away to have dinner in Hell."