January 22, 2013, 10:41pm
Fight within the Horde
It's been a long time since I wrote a one-shot fic on here (and long time since I've been here), so I thought I'd use my imagination and do a humorous fic on what may go on in the Fright Zone when they're not collecting taxes, battling the rebels, etc.
Inside the Fright Zone...
Hordak: Why do you all have to fail me everytime? Horde Prime is on my backside constantly because you are all incompetent!
Shadow Weaver: But Hordak, She-Ra is always in the way!
Hordak: Give me another reason, damn you, when I told that to Horde Prime, he made fun of me because a damn WOMAN keeps defeating me!
Mantena: Maybe it's because that muscle bound Etnernian He-Man helps her sometimes.
Hordak: But that's SOMETIMES, and SOMETIMES is not good enough for Horde Prime!
Hordak sends Mantena down a trap door
Catra: We're failing because the troopers and these other Horde members disobey me when you put me in charge!
Hordak: BUT YOU'RE THE DAMN FORCE CAPTAIN! (Hordak starts throwing things) YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE TOTAL ****ING CONTROL OVER THESE IDIOTS!
Grizzlor: Mighty Hordak, calm down.
Hordak: CALM DOWN? LISTEN, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HORDE PRIME *****ING AT ME BECAUSE YOUR FURRY ASS AND EVERYONE ELSE DOES NOTHING BUT FAIL ME! THIS IS WHY I ABANDONED SKELETOR ON ETERNIA, BECAUSE OF INCOMPETENCE!
Modulok: I did send She-Ra to Eternia's ancient past once...
Hordak: YES, BUT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY THERE! DAMN YOU, SHE CAME BACK LATER THAT SAME DAY!
Leech: Hordak, we're doing everything you tell us, but...
Hordak: THEN WHY DOES SHE-RA STILL HAVE HER STRENGTH? I'VE ORDERED YOU TO DRAIN BOTH HER'S AND HE-MAN'S STRENGTH SO MANY TIMES!
Hordak leaves his throne room. Not long after, he's outside the Fright Zone, throwing things, flipping out
Hordak: FOOLS! IMBECILES! *******S! HORDE PRIME IS GOING TO BOOT ME AND REPLACE ME WITH SOMEONE LIKE SKELETOR OR MARZO IF THESE IDIOTS KEEP FAILING ME!
Trooper: Is everything OK?
Hordak: NO, YOU STUPID BUCKET OF BOLTS!
Hordak shoots a Trooper
Folks, I wouldn't be surprised if this is what goes on. Maybe I'll do a Skeletor/Snake Mountain themed one sometime.
January 27, 2013, 09:46pm
This was a fun read! I liked it, its good when one can imagine the Filmation voices as one reads along, especially the expletives!
January 29, 2013, 07:28pm