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    Fight within the Horde

    It's been a long time since I wrote a one-shot fic on here (and long time since I've been here), so I thought I'd use my imagination and do a humorous fic on what may go on in the Fright Zone when they're not collecting taxes, battling the rebels, etc.

    Inside the Fright Zone...

    Hordak: Why do you all have to fail me everytime? Horde Prime is on my backside constantly because you are all incompetent!

    Shadow Weaver: But Hordak, She-Ra is always in the way!

    Hordak: Give me another reason, damn you, when I told that to Horde Prime, he made fun of me because a damn WOMAN keeps defeating me!

    Mantena: Maybe it's because that muscle bound Etnernian He-Man helps her sometimes.

    Hordak: But that's SOMETIMES, and SOMETIMES is not good enough for Horde Prime!

    Hordak sends Mantena down a trap door

    Catra: We're failing because the troopers and these other Horde members disobey me when you put me in charge!

    Hordak: BUT YOU'RE THE DAMN FORCE CAPTAIN! (Hordak starts throwing things) YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE TOTAL ****ING CONTROL OVER THESE IDIOTS!

    Grizzlor: Mighty Hordak, calm down.

    Hordak: CALM DOWN? LISTEN, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HORDE PRIME *****ING AT ME BECAUSE YOUR FURRY ASS AND EVERYONE ELSE DOES NOTHING BUT FAIL ME! THIS IS WHY I ABANDONED SKELETOR ON ETERNIA, BECAUSE OF INCOMPETENCE!

    Modulok: I did send She-Ra to Eternia's ancient past once...

    Hordak: YES, BUT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY THERE! DAMN YOU, SHE CAME BACK LATER THAT SAME DAY!

    Leech: Hordak, we're doing everything you tell us, but...

    Hordak: THEN WHY DOES SHE-RA STILL HAVE HER STRENGTH? I'VE ORDERED YOU TO DRAIN BOTH HER'S AND HE-MAN'S STRENGTH SO MANY TIMES!

    Hordak leaves his throne room. Not long after, he's outside the Fright Zone, throwing things, flipping out

    Hordak: FOOLS! IMBECILES! *******S! HORDE PRIME IS GOING TO BOOT ME AND REPLACE ME WITH SOMEONE LIKE SKELETOR OR MARZO IF THESE IDIOTS KEEP FAILING ME!

    Trooper: Is everything OK?

    Hordak: NO, YOU STUPID BUCKET OF BOLTS!

    Hordak shoots a Trooper

    Folks, I wouldn't be surprised if this is what goes on. Maybe I'll do a Skeletor/Snake Mountain themed one sometime.

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    This was a fun read! I liked it, its good when one can imagine the Filmation voices as one reads along, especially the expletives!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Count Judas View Post
    This was a fun read! I liked it, its good when one can imagine the Filmation voices as one reads along, especially the expletives!
    Just kinda makes ya wonder what Skeletor and Hordak say to their armys off camera.

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