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    logically he-man wins, but this is the internet, logic is thrown out the window
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    I predict that the fight starts off with He-Man against Lion-O with things being really close. He-Man leaves Lion-O for dead on the ground and calls for Battle Cat to take him home. The almost dead Lion-O then commands Battle Cat to eat He-Man or some other nonsense giving Lion-O the win. This is the same website that has Starscream losing to a My Little Pony after all.
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    Wow, when did Carrot Top get so buff? He's still no He-Man. He still wont be knocking down statues like dolph lundren.

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    Yeah but star scream is a total wuss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Justice View Post
    Wow, when did Carrot Top get so buff? He's still no He-Man. He still wont be knocking down statues like dolph lundren.
    (i know far too much about Carrot Top)

    when i saw him in town, that was almost ten years ago and he was already jacked. the common jokes generally veer towards "pre-op" type stuff but he's a fitness enthusiast. read: Meat-head

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    Most Powerful Man in the Universe. 'Nuff said. Lion-O should make sure his litter box is clean, because he's going to get the caca kicked out of him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uki View Post
    because he's going to get the caca kicked out of him.
    My! Such filthy language! I expect that kind of talk at Denny's but not here.

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    Lion-o attempts to draw his sword but cannot for the Sword of Omens only fights evil and would refuse to fight He-Man. Lion-o takes note of this, and explains it to He-Man. Being from a world of magic himself, He-Man understands. They call the whole thing off and go get a beer as the lament to each other about how Cartoon Network screwed up their big comebacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LioConvoy View Post
    Also, BattleCat will probably not be involved in this, as the opponents are not allowed outside help.
    In the preview for the fight, they make a point of mentioning Battle Cat and Lion-O's ability to control all cats....... this may be a foreshadowing.

    Quote Originally Posted by dragonrider1227 View Post
    Lion-o attempts to draw his sword but cannot for the Sword of Omens only fights evil and would refuse to fight He-Man. Lion-o takes note of this, and explains it to He-Man. Being from a world of magic himself, He-Man understands. They call the whole thing off and go get a beer as the lament to each other about how Cartoon Network screwed up their big comebacks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonrider1227 View Post
    Lion-o attempts to draw his sword but cannot for the Sword of Omens only fights evil and would refuse to fight He-Man. Lion-o takes note of this, and explains it to He-Man. Being from a world of magic himself, He-Man understands. They call the whole thing off and go get a beer as the lament to each other about how Cartoon Network screwed up their big comebacks.

    You are so right! Good guys have better things to do than fight each other for the delectation of crowds of bloodmonkeys....
    As if anything would persuade these two heroes to fight and kill each other! It could never, ever happen.

    Perhaps, before that well-deserved beer, they join together and round-up the fight organizers and stick them in the slammer for three or so decades to reflect on the true value of life and on having something more aspirational to do with their time than this kind of thing.
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    There already seems to be a bias on their site. The Lion-o video was done pretty straight up where as the He-man one basically took the mick any chance they got.

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    Well I think it is pretty clear..

    Lion-o stands there all manga and then flips about waving his sword ineffectually... and He-man grabs him and throws him into the sun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scriptor View Post
    You are so right! Good guys have better things to do than fight each other for the delectation of crowds of bloodmonkeys....
    As if anything would persuade these two heroes to fight and kill each other! It could never, ever happen.

    Perhaps, before that well-deserved beer, they join together and round-up the fight organizers and stick them in the slammer for three or so decades to reflect on the true value of life and on having something more aspirational to do with their time than this kind of thing.
    Are you joking?

    These things are done by fans just too have a little bit of fun, they aren't meant to be taken seriously.
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    That was pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehenyo View Post
    I thoroughly in enjoyed that. It was well done and funny.

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    I thoroughly enjoyed it
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    That was pretty funny and very interesting .

    I'd really like to see a He-Man vs Superman Death Battle,that IS the fight .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scriptor View Post
    You are so right! Good guys have better things to do than fight each other for the delectation of crowds of bloodmonkeys....
    As if anything would persuade these two heroes to fight and kill each other! It could never, ever happen.

    Perhaps, before that well-deserved beer, they join together and round-up the fight organizers and stick them in the slammer for three or so decades to reflect on the true value of life and on having something more aspirational to do with their time than this kind of thing.
    LOL That gives me the image of He-Man standing over Lion-o's dead body screaming at the cheering fans "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!"

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    I enjoyed Battle Cat eating the left overs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scriptor View Post
    You are so right! Good guys have better things to do than fight each other for the delectation of crowds of bloodmonkeys....
    As if anything would persuade these two heroes to fight and kill each other! It could never, ever happen.

    Perhaps, before that well-deserved beer, they join together and round-up the fight organizers and stick them in the slammer for three or so decades to reflect on the true value of life and on having something more aspirational to do with their time than this kind of thing.
    One of the explicit rules for Death Battle is that any compunctions against fighting, killing, etc. or any limiters on such are 'turned off' for the sake of the exercise. See for example the Luke Skywalker/Harry Potter battle which has them tossing around Dark Side powers and Unforgivable spells.

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    That was amazing. I loved the opening line He-man says to battle-cat "Let's go do something ordinarily perceived as impossible."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    I enjoyed Battle Cat eating the left overs.
    doesn't that make him some sort of cannibal? XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew L. Martin View Post
    One of the explicit rules for Death Battle is that any compunctions against fighting, killing, etc. or any limiters on such are 'turned off' for the sake of the exercise. See for example the Luke Skywalker/Harry Potter battle which has them tossing around Dark Side powers and Unforgivable spells.
    Yeah - I was aware of that, thanks - and I wasn't being exactly serious, either. It just amused me to think that arresting the whole lot of fight promoters and sending them to jail would be exactly what our duo of clean-living heroes probably would do!
    And, sadly, probably without going on to that beer afterwards......

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonrider1227 View Post
    LOL That gives me the image of He-Man standing over Lion-o's dead body screaming at the cheering fans "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!"
    You know? That's uncanny - 'cos that's exactly what went through my mind as well! The exact same thing!
    They do say that great minds think alike (but, then, they also say that fools never differ....)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonrider1227 View Post
    doesn't that make him some sort of cannibal? XD
    Ouch! But; it's a cat-eat-cat kind of world....

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