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    Lindsay lohan confirmed as teela for motuc movie! [***APRIL FOOLS***]

    Yes folks, it is happening! Straight from VARIETY:

    'LINDSAY LOHAN TO STAR IN MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE MOVIE' :

    (Los Angeles, March 31st) Lindsay Lohan is attached to produce and star in the new MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE movie, which is going to enter production right before Mrs Lohan checks into Rehab next month. The actress is reportedly going to play Teela, He-man's love interest. The actress has been stacking up the projects lately, including the much anticipated indie thriller 'The Canyons' and a sequel to 'Lizz and ****'. Because of Mrs Lohan's voluntary confinement at a Rehab center, this forces the producers to shoot the movie in less than 25 days but the producers seemed to be confident they could wrap it in a week or two.
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    Oh crap, April fools right.
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    Sounds like Hollywood is on the job.

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    This is the BEST. NEWS. EVER.
    Miss Lohan is not only the most dependable actress working today, but she is also the sexiest AND the biggest box office draw. all they need is Courtney Love to play Queen Marlena and The RZA to play He-Man and we have the trifecta of terrificness happening!!
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    I really hope that's an April fools joke.
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    I hate April Fools Day so much!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oulala View Post
    Yes folks, it is happening! Straight from VARIETY:

    'LINDSAY LOHAN TO STAR IN MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE MOVIE' :

    (Los Angeles, March 31st) Lindsay Lohan is attached to produce and star in the new MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE movie, which is going to enter production right before Mrs Lohan checks into Rehab next month. The actress is reportedly going to play Teela, He-man's love interest. The actress has been stacking up the projects lately, including the much anticipated indie thriller 'The Canyons' and a sequel to 'Lizz and ****'. Because of Mrs Lohan's voluntary confinement at a Rehab center, this forces the producers to shoot the movie in less than 25 days but the producers seemed to be confident they could wrap it in a week or two.
    Come on man couldn't you just write down like Emma Stone or Shailene Woodley, Jennifer Lawrence etc... I would maybe bite in this joke (just maybe) I wouldn't watch MOTU movie where Lindsay plays someone

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    Best casting choice since Megan Fox as April O'Neil.

    April Fools!

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    Sources tell me Chris Brown is playing Fisto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tallstar View Post
    sources tell me chris brown is playing fisto.
    not funny...........hilarious!!!
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    Oh man, I'm late on this! But I'll just say I heard Mickey Rourke is playing He-Man and Steve Bucsemi is playing Mantenna.
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    Also confirmed - Danny DeVito as Skeletor.

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    Is it true that Paul Ruben has been casted as Hodak? Coolness!!!
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    But seriously Lindsay Lohan was soo hot in Mean Girls. Too bad that was a forever ago...

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