Oh crap, April fools right.
Yes folks, it is happening! Straight from VARIETY:
'LINDSAY LOHAN TO STAR IN MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE MOVIE' :
(Los Angeles, March 31st) Lindsay Lohan is attached to produce and star in the new MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE movie, which is going to enter production right before Mrs Lohan checks into Rehab next month. The actress is reportedly going to play Teela, He-man's love interest. The actress has been stacking up the projects lately, including the much anticipated indie thriller 'The Canyons' and a sequel to 'Lizz and ****'. Because of Mrs Lohan's voluntary confinement at a Rehab center, this forces the producers to shoot the movie in less than 25 days but the producers seemed to be confident they could wrap it in a week or two.
Sounds like Hollywood is on the job.
This is the BEST. NEWS. EVER.
Miss Lohan is not only the most dependable actress working today, but she is also the sexiest AND the biggest box office draw. all they need is Courtney Love to play Queen Marlena and The RZA to play He-Man and we have the trifecta of terrificness happening!!
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Fear is faith in failure
I really hope that's an April fools joke.
I hate April Fools Day so much!!!!
Best casting choice since Megan Fox as April O'Neil.
Sources tell me Chris Brown is playing Fisto.
"My favorite Harry Potter movie is Troll."
Oh man, I'm late on this! But I'll just say I heard Mickey Rourke is playing He-Man and Steve Bucsemi is playing Mantenna.
"Everything comes to he who waits."
Also confirmed - Danny DeVito as Skeletor.
Is it true that Paul Ruben has been casted as Hodak? Coolness!!!
“You don't stop playing because you grow old you grow old because you stop playing.” George Benard Shaw.
But seriously Lindsay Lohan was soo hot in Mean Girls. Too bad that was a forever ago...