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He-Man
and the Masters of the Universe Magazine
Issue #13. Winter 1988.
Fans
of the Masters of the Universe Movie, unite! The "He-Man
Mailbox" is crammed with praise for the film and
its stars. Drawings of Blade, Gwildor, and a Lundgren-esque
He-Man are also included. Ninjor also receives an fair
amount of attention, 1 reader wishes that he fought
alongside He-Man, rather than against him. Another writer
boasts that he has so much He-Man merchandise in his
room, he hardly has room for his brother!
Feature
Story: "Time Trap"
This ambitious comic story begins marvellously, with
a triumphant Hordak and his minions Blade and Saurod
(?) using the captured Cosmic Key to disappear into
time, spelling an ultimate defeat for He-Man, Gwildor,
and She-Ra. She-Ra?! Yes, this story has just about
everything! Flashing back to this time yesterday, when
all this trouble started, we are treated to the largest
assembly of heroic warriors EVER presented in one panel,
as King Randor, Queen Marlena, Man-At-Arms, Orko, the
Sorceress, Teela, Extendar, Rio Blast, Clamp Champ,
Moss Man, Roboto, Snout Spout, Prince Adam, and a visiting
Princess Adora (whew, it seems they thought more is
better in this story!) receive a demonstration from
Gwildor of the power of his Cosmic Key invention. He
sends a goblet 1 minute into the future, then as time
catches up to it, the goblet reappears in his hand.
Spying on the scene via a Fright Zone viewscreen, Hodak
is disgusted at the thought of the Cosmic Key, "the
greatest power in the universe," being used to
perform inane parlor tricks. He vows to show the heroic
fools how the Key should be used, and sets off to "round
up a few allies." The next day, Adam and Adora
are on hand as Gwildor turns a wasteland into a mighty
forest by aging a few tiny plants to full growth with
his Key. The forest is just as quickly mowed down by
the power of Buzz-Saw Hordak, who has apparently been
able to entice Blade and Saurod away from their service
to Skeletor, at least for this story. The prince and
princess bow out, and Hordak notices a flash of lightning
on the horizon. He-Man and She-Ra suddenly appear, and
while He-Man takes out Saurod by deflecting his own
lasers back at him, She-Ra changes her "sword to
staff!" and with a mighty swing, sends Blade sprawling
(Power of Grayskull - 2, Blade - 0). But it is too late,
Hordak has seized Gwildor's Cosmic Key, and vanishes
into time, as depicted at the story's opening. But it
is the nature of the Cosmic Key's manipulation of time
that will prove to be Hordak's downfall. Knowing that
Hordak must ultimately return to the site from which
he left, our heroes construct an impenetrable Crystal
Cube on the spot, and when Hordak and his minions reappear,
6 weeks later, they are instantly imprisoned within.
For some reason, even with the Cosmic Key, they are
unable to escape, and He-Man and She-Ra wind up ultimately
victorious.
Feature
Story II: She-Ra in "Winter Freeze"
A hard Etherian winter finds Adora bringing aid to a
village being taxed into starvation by the Horde. Arriving
at the outskirts with a load of food supplies, Spirit
is spooked by a squirrel in the path. This is not a
normal squirrel, however, it is frozen, not from the
cold, but frozen as if time for it had stopped! Sighting
other animals suffering similarly, Adora races to the
village in panic, to find the entire population frozen
like statues! Adora becomes She-Ra, and slips into the
Fright Zone. Cautiously she sends Swift Wind back to
the village, to take 1 of the frozen villagers to the
Whispering Woods, as a warning to the rebels to stay
low. Avoiding squads of Horde troopers, She-Ra discovers
a secret spy room, from which she observes Hordak and
Catra in the Horde throne room, gloating to themselves
over their Time Beam weapon, and its effect on the village.
Peering through the view screen of the wand-like Time
Beam device, Catra sights Swift Wind land at the village.
Pressing the appropriate button, she freezes him as
well, as Hordak snarls with delight. Alarmed and enraged,
She-Ra bursts through the wall into the throne room,
and seizes the Time Beam. Hordak summons a swarm of
troopers, but She-Ra aims the Time Beam at him, and
he commands their retreat. She-Ra makes good her escape
with the Time Beam, and back at the village, she smashes
the device, returning Swift Wind and the villagers to
normal, none the worse for their bizzare experience.
But Swift Wind is puzzled, he only just landed at the
village, and here She-Ra is, already having saved the
day. "How did you manage this?" he asks. "I
just used time wisely," She-Ra smiles, as she sets
out distributing the food supplies to the people of
the village.
Puzzles
and Activities
"Who's Who?" is another co-ed activity, 17
He-Man/She-Ra trivia questions, with a bank of appropriate
word to fill in the blanks. Strangely, 1 question refers
to Catra as an "evil goddess," and Adora's
horse Spirit is referred to as a "she." "Power
Puzzles" presents a trio of 1-pagers: "A-Maze-Ing
Castle," a maze which leads from 1 edge of Grayskull's
facade, through the open jawbridge, and out the opposite
side, "Arm Alarm!", which challenges you to
discover which 2 of the 6 tangled arms, depicted in
a massive snarl, are actually attached to SSSQueeze,
and "Sssearch", a creepy (if incongruous)
scene of Skeletor and SSSQueeze. How many other things
in this jumbled room begin with the letter S?
Posters
Another sheet of Eternia Gift Wrap graces this issue's
centerfold, rather than a poster (couldn't they do both?).
The red-and-white paper features nicely painted (but
ultimately unlikely) scenes: She-Ra, Extendar, and Orko
decorating a tree while He-Man puts the finishing touches
on wrapping a present, King Randor and Teela (wearing
her snake mantle!) building a snowman, Snout Spout and
Clamp Champ riding in a bobsled with a giant bag of
toys, and (most unlikely!) Blade, the Sorceress, Skeletor,
Rokkon, Man-At-Arms, and Cringer, singing carols before
a small fire.