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  "The Adventures of Wuzzly the Friendly Bear vs. The Demonic Robot Knights From Hell"
By Matt (He-Ro)

 

One might ask what the HELL this has to do with He-Man. To tell you the honest truth, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR QUESTION! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! And wash out that filthy mouth, before your mother hears you.

"Now, as our story begins we find Wuzzly the Friendly Bear in the Giant Happy Woods of Eternia. It is a cold winter. Wuzzly was doing his normal bear things that bears seem to like to do. Suddenly, a dimensional portal appeared and legions of Demonic Robot Knights From Hell appeared, looking decidely UNfriendly.

Wuzzly: Gee golly, what are you guys doing?

Demonic Robot Knight From Hell #87: We've come to burn down Giant Happy Woods!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

...three minutes later...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha. Heh heh heh ha HA HA HA HA HA. Ahhhhhh. Ha ha. Heh. Wow, that was pretty funny. *ahem*

Wuzzly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo, you can't burn down Giant Happy Woods! That would be really mean!

Demonic Robot Knight From Hell #87: Oh, you're right... wait, let me reconsider... Okay I just realized I don't care, burn it down guys

*The legion of Demonic Robot Knights From Hell burn down Giant Happy Woods*

Wuzzly the Friendly Bear: AAAAAAARGH my fur is on fire! Help me! HELLLLlllp meeee...

*Wuzzly runs around on fire, much to the amusement of all the Demonic Robotic Knights From Hell*

Demonic Robot Knights From Hell: HA HA HA HA HA!

Wuzzly: My flesh is bubbling up underneath my fur! I'm being burned alive!

Demonic Robot Knights From Hell: HA HA HA HA HA!

Wuzzly: I can't see! My eyes have been burned irrevocably!

Demonic Robot Knights From Hell: HA HA HA HA HA!

Wuzzly: The heat! THE HEAT! DEAR GOD THE HEAT! KILL ME NOW!!!

Demonic Robot Knights From Hell: HA HA HA HA HA!

Wuzzly: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Demonic Robot Knights From Hell: HA HA HA HA HA!

*Wuzzly dies*

*Demonic Robot Knights From Hell warm their hands on the blaze of cute burning animals, including Wuzzly's remains, still warm*

Demonic Robot Knight From Hell #23: Hey, this barbecue was a great idea, Demonic Robot Knight From Hell #87!

*Demonic Robotic Knight From Hell #87 tears off Wuzzly's cooked leg and takes a bite*

THE END"

Orko shuddered involuntarily as Man-At-Arms concluded his bedtime story.