"Snake Mountain Council Meeting," by David Turgeon (Turge)
Beast Man chews on Jolly Ranchers, He-Man forwards annoying e-mails to Skeletor, and Jitsu confronts his low self-esteem problem.

"Fleas and Ticks and Ooh That's Nice," by Matt (He-Ro).
He-Man gripes, the Sorceress gets horny, and Skeletor gives up.

"The Amazing Power of the Devil Spork," by Matt (He-Ro) and Adam.
Skeletor gains the amazing power of the Devil Spork, old people go to homes, and Beast Man says "Skaw!" a lot.

"The Amazing Power of the Devil Spork II: Evil is Always Coming Back Again and Again, and Even When You Think It's Gone, It Comes Back One More Time," by Matt (He-Ro) and Adam.
People die in a vortex, Man-At-Arms is sent to India, and things are ...revealed.

"The Zone Where Everything is Twilighty and Such!" a short story by TJ Foss (Sea Hawk)
A slight mix-up causes death and destruction.

"When Good Cheese Goes Bad XVII," by TJ Foss (Sea Hawk).
Sea Hawk babbles incoherently, people Riverdance, and Skeletor unleashes Cheesor. You'll want to kill yourself before it's over with. :^)

"Semantics," by Adam.
A certain person on the list argued with no point whatsoever that Grayskull was spelled, "Greyskull." The whole point of this bastard sequel of Devil Spork II is to basically mock him.

"The Adventures of Wuzzly the Friendly Bear vs. The Demonic Robot Knights From Hell," a short story by Matt (He-Ro).
The Robot Knights from Skeletor's army have a barbeque, and Wuzzly is invited.