(All of Skeletors evil warriors file into the council room where Skeletor awaits them, sitting in his throne)

Skeletor: Glad to see you could all make it. Now the first order of....Beast Man what's that in your mouth?

Beast Man: Duh..Nothing Skeletor

Skeletor: I don't believe you. Open your mouth

(Beast Man opens his mouth)

Skeletor: Aha I knew it! What are you chewing on?

Beast Man: Argh, a jolly rancher oof

Skeletor: Did you bring enough for everyone?

Beast Man: Argh...duh...nope

Skeletor: Hand it over.

(Beast Man takes the candy out of his mouth and gives it to Skeletor who tosses it in the trash)

Skeletor: Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, the first order of business is this nasty situation with He-Man.

Evil-Lyn: What has that muscle-bound baboon done now?

Skeletor: He's been harassing me through e-mail

TrapJaw: He-Man has a computer?

Skeletor: Apparantly Man-At-Arms finally dismantled that ridiculous Bashasaurus and built him a computer out of the spare parts. Fortunately for us, its a Macintosh so he can't do anything really useful with it. Still, my damn e-mail folder is full of those damn chain letters and get-rich quick schemes. We need to find a solution to this problem!

Tri-Klops: You could report him to AOL TOS and get his account terminated.

Skeletor: That wouldn't work, he could just choose another screen name. Besides I think he is going directly through the Palace's T-1 server. He doesn't even need AOL. The lucky bastard. I can't get any of those technicians to come out here and hook me up with my own server so I still have to log in at 14.4! Anyone have any suggestions?

Evil-Lyn: We could tie him up and make him watch Rug Rats

Trap Jaw: Hahaha, We could slash the tires on his Battle Ram

Tri-Klops: Good one! Or we could put those nude photos of Orko up on our webpage

Beast Man: Hahahaha Argh..duh..how about he gets naked and locked up in my shower

(Everyone feels uncomfortable)

Mer-Man: Ok, I'm drying out here so I gotta run. By the way has anyone seen Jitsu? I haven't seen him in weeks.

Skeletor: I have no idea.

(Meanwhile, in a counselling center)

Jitsu: Hello everyone, my name is Jitsu. I'm an evil warrior for Skeletor's army but no one cares about me. Can you help?

The Doctor: Of course I can. We have tons of forgotten TV stars here. You can be friends with Denise Huxtable from the Cosby Show and the middle sister from Family Matters, even we don't know her name

(Back at Snake Mountain)

Skeletor: The next item we need to talk about tonight is that blasted Hordak! Evil-Lyn use your magic wand to see what that no-good backstabbing lunatic is up to.

Evil-Lyn: I can't use my wand, I sold it on eBay.

Skeletor: You what!?!

Evil-Lyn: I couldnt resist! With the money I made from selling my wand I bought a Furby, a Spice Girl calendar, and 2 Beanie Babies!

Skeletor: Well how is that going to help us defeat Hordak?

Evil-Lyn: I could put the Furby in one of his closets and it could spy for us. Furby's can learn you know.

Skeletor: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard

(Total silence as the Furby repeats what Skeletor just said)

Furby: "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard"

Skeletor: I'll be damned. Well alright, go put that damn thing in the Fright Zone. I can't stand to look at that damn thing a minute longer.

(Evil-Lyn gets up and says a magical phrase. A vibrator appears in her hand.)

Evil-Lyn: Ooops..heh heh...wrong spell

(She says another incantation and is magically teleported away to the Fright Zone)

Skeletor: Well I guess that just about wraps up things for this meeting. Hope to see you all at next week's meeting where we will try to solve this damn problem with Moss Man.

Trap Jaw: What's wrong with Moss Man?

Skeletor: Well apparantly he's decided that he doesn't like the crew-cut look. He wants to go with more of a Jennifer Aniston layered cut. In order to grow the extra hair he keeps stealing from our stash of Miracle Grow. Haven't you ever wondered why there are no plants around Snake Mountain?