A
He-Man Generation
A reflection on where we've been, where we are, and where
we're headed.
By Matthew "Faker" Martin
Has
it been so long?
Has
it been seventeen years since the first wave, a mere four
figures, vehicle, animal, and playset bearing the "Masters
of the Universe" logo, hit the shelves? Seventeen years since
a toyline later spawned a cartoon series, two comic books,
a movie, a live stage show, a magazine, no less than three
spinoffs, and countless other items, and captured the hearts
and minds of a whole generation of children, as well as some
adults?
Seventeen
years since the beginning of a journey some of us are still
on?
In
1983, I discovered He-Man. I'd become intrigued by the new
action figures that kids were bringing to preschool and that
I simultaneously was seeing in Christmas catalogs. I quickly
fell in love with these "Masters of the Universe," as they
were called. After a few months of pestering my parents, I
began a saga that has spanned fifteen years of my life ...
with little end in sight.
December
25, 1983 was the beginning. I received Man-at-Arms and Skeletor
for Christmas that year, and remember being heartbroken when
I had opened what I thought were all my presents and found
no Castle Grayskull. I did get the "fortress of mystery and
power," though, and I can still remember the hours of fun
I had dropping Skeletor through the trap door. The next month,
for my fifth birthday, I received He-Man as well as a videodisc
containing four episodes of the cartoon: "Diamond Ray of Disappearance,"
"Teela's Quest," "Disappearing Dragons," and "Colossor Awakes."
This was the first time I saw the cartoon and, likewise, I
fell in love with it instantly.
For
the next four years, the "Matter of Eternia," as I've come
to call it, dominated much of my life. I watched the cartoon
with religious fervor. I collected the toys with a passion,
and acquired everything but the three Power Gear sets during
that first wave of collection. I subscribed to the magazine,
picked up the Star comic semi-regularly when it started coming
out, and enjoyed the storybooks, mini-comics, and anything
and everything else I could get my hands on. I got to see
both "The Secret of the Sword" and "Masters of the Universe:
The Motion Picture" on the big screen, attended the Power
Tour, entered the motion picture contest (winning, I might
add, a Battle Bones and ten figures!), and just generally
dove into anything He-Man-related that I could find.
I'm
still not entirely sure why I love the line as much as I do.
The cool mix of science fiction and fantasy was probably a
large part of it, in addition to the well-designed toys and
the great characters and stories of the cartoon. Or maybe
it was just the fact that it was in the right place at the
right time in my life.
But,
like all things in life, it didn't last forever. The toyline
died in 1987; I acquired the movie figures and Snake Face
as my last new toys. I picked up a few figures I'd passed
on previously, and finished up the collection (as best I knew
it) with Teela on Christmas of 1988. I gathered the rest of
the comics I'd missed (I didn't even know there was a DC Comics
series until 1988), acquired a better taping of the movie,
and watched the show on and off in reruns until it was finally
taken off the airwaves. It was winding down, albeit against
my will.
The
epilogue came in 1989, when I saw the relaunch of the saga
under the "He-Man" line that July. I purchased the He-Man/Evil
Mutant two-pack (my evil mutant was Skeletor). I watched the
new show a total of five times, and while I was interested
in some of the figures, I never asked for them and thus never
got them. It just didn't recapture the magic. For all intents
and purposes, my He-Man days were over. The journey had ended.
Or
had it?
I
got Internet access in November 1994, and found Kevin Herbert's
page (devoted to his childhood He-Man memories) shortly thereafter.
In December of 1995, I made a brief post on a He-Man thread
in the rec.arts.animation newsgroup on Usenet and answered
a question on Adam Tyner's site. Adam contacted me about the
He-Fans shortly thereafter. I became a charter subscriber
to the Scrolls of Grayskull, and later, to the Guardians of
Grayskull listserv. Over Christmas Break in 1996, I watched
the five-part SOTS tape I had again for the first time in
ages. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality -- I didn't
expect the show to be as good as I remembered, but it had
held up well. Those impressions were reinforced when, in the
spring of 1997, I bought a couple of tapes of He-Man episodes.
The
toy aspect was also expanded, as I first heard about the "laser
figures" when Adam first mentioned them in the Scrolls, although
to this day, I've not seen them in person, nor the legendary
giants, Tytus and Megator. That spring, though, I bit the
bullet and bought the Cliff Climber, Tower Tools, and Scubattack
for exorbant amounts (as most of us have done at one point
or another).
And
now, we begin the celebration. This memoir marks the launch
of He-Man.org, which we hope will become the center of Internet
He-Fandom. There is reason to believe that the cartoon is
returning to the airwaves very, very soon. Who knows what
other surprises might be on the horizon?
My
own contribution? Adam Tyner and Matt R. have asked
me to write a regular column on the MOTUniverse and He-Fandom
in general. I plan to explore all ranges, from often-neglected
media such as the comics and the movie, to character analyses
and plot possibilities, examination of subsets of the line,
and pretty much anything else I can think of. So stick around!
Over
the next few years, from the twentieth anniversary of the
line in 2002 to the commemoration of She-Ra's launch three
years later, I hope to see He-Fandom rise to greater heights
than we ever dreamed possible.