He-Man Christmas Story Game.

Okay...this is based on a game I played when I went camping with my goofy relatives. You start telling a story to a certain point..completely made up..and pass it on...for somebody else to continue...and then pass on, again...Sound fun? You bet!

Silly? Yes!

Let's see what happens...

I'll start...




It was snowing in Eternia and the Palace was decorated with a tree and lights on Christmas Eve. Adam was making Hot Chocolate when he heard a familiar voice. The Sorceress was contacting him. She said...




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Originally Posted by SKELEPIMP

Okay...this is based on a game I played when I went camping with my goofy relatives. You start telling a story to a certain point..completely made up..and pass it on...for somebody else to continue...and then pass on, again...Sound fun? You bet!

Silly? Yes!

Let's see what happens...

I'll start...




It was snowing in Eternia and the Palace was decorated with a tree and lights on Christmas Eve. Adam was making Hot Chocolate when he heard a familiar voice. The Sorceress was contacting him. She said...




.

Will do, but I have to finish my installment to my book first, okay?

Originally Posted by Kittrina

Will do, but I have to finish my installment to my book first, okay?

Doh!..no, it's not meant to be done well...just two sentences of whatever you want...

What you just wrote should of been...

"The Sorcress said "He-Man, we're out of whip cream in Eternia!"...Adam said...


That's it.

Originally Posted by SKELEPIMP

Doh!..no, it's not meant to be done well...just two sentences of whatever you want...

What you just wrote should of been...

"The Sorcress said "He-Man, we're out of whip cream in Eternia!"...Adam said...


That's it.

"Adam, I can't get the little lights on my tree to light! There is a box here that is supposed to control them, but for the life of me - I can't make them ALL light!"

"Do you know what could be the problem?"

"Are the lights plugged in?" Adam signed heavily.

"Ummm... no... *Hiccup*... I think I drank too much Eggnog!" she replied drunkenly.

After replying, she fell over giggling and asked Adam to come over and join her as she struggled to decorate the tree.

She added, "We're out of whip cream on Eternia too! I wanted to top off my toddy!"

Later. Oh, so much later, after the incident with the... leaf stroking...

Castle Greyskull War Party! Room

"That's one impressive tree." He-Man's mighty voice contained a distinct note of approval - and more than a wiff of the egg-nog that had been freely flowing for some time now.

"I grewed it ma' self," Moss-Man grinned, idly stroking the garland of poitsetias given to him by Perfuma. Or was it some-one else - after a while, his sister's friends all started blurring into a mess of girly sameness. "Orko decorated it."

"Where is he?"

"We didn't have a Christmas angel," the Sorceress said, joining them. Flushed, she had a disturbingly large smile and slightly unfocused eyes suggesting she'd been conversing with the spirits: mead, absinthe, sherry... Her ritual gear was missing, and she instead wore a toga that looked rather a lot like half a bed sheet.

The flapping of wings directed their attention upwards to where Queen Angela - wearing a remarkably similar toga - now hovered putting the final decoration in place. Apparantly using the Sorceress' accoutremonts, they'd cobbled together a fetching if somewhat squat red and gold ornament. She settled it quite firmly on the tip of the tree - at which point the 'angel' let out a high pitched squeak, which was surprising considering the size of the ball gag in Orko's mouth.

Adam laughed as his little Trolan friend sat on top of the huge tree. "Sorry, Orko. The tree has never looked better!"

At Snake Mountain, Skeletor watched the Grayskull Christmas party with disgust from his magical globe. "Bah, Humbug!"

Meanwhile, Evil Lynn had been drinking moonshine for quite a few hours by now and was passed out, face-first, next to Skeletor's throne. She did manage to mutter, "Bah "Hick" Humbug! Anyone else feel like the floor is spinning? - Hic-hic"

"itttt issssss tooo meee..." Kobra Kahn said drunkly as he laid on the floor as well. it was quite clear that the holiday mush had casused him to get into the Snake Moutain supply of moonshine as well.

Evil Lynn then turned to Kahn and replied, "I think that I just peed - Hic,hic,
that happen to you too?"

She then started giggiling, "Bah Humbug and, BUUUURP, Merry New Year and Happy Christmas, and....I forgot what I was saying - Hic."

"I forgot what I wasss doing here too... hehe, you're pweety..." Kahn said as he burped up what looked like little pink clouds. *Hey Skeletor must keep some powerfull moonshine on hand for thoes days <_<*

Evil Lynn smiled back, "You're not half bad yourself!"

"Bafoons! I am surrounded by nothing but Bumbeling Baffoons!" Skeletor shouted.

He then charged over to the moonshine room, grabbed a jug, and proceeded to chug.

"Save some for me." Tri-klops said as he joined his master in drinking.

Kahn, however, passed out but not before eyebeaming a part of Snake moutain's roof off.

OOC:and Happy B-Day to Skelepimp from the Pimping Cat/Snake!

Evil Lynn had been mumbeling incoherently. Suddenly, still flat on her back, she broke out singing, "Deck the Halls with mass expolsives, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'hic'
Light the Fuses with our matches, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Buuuurrrrrp'
Watch the Palace burn down to ashes, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Aren't you glad you played with matches, Fa-la-la-la, 'hic' la, la, la, la!"

"Oh Bloody murder, I'm so drunk!" she laughed

Meanwhile, back at Greyskull...

Bow attempted another smile and a sympathetic nod, meanwhile looking for a way out of the corner Teela had backed him into.

"They don't appreciate me!" she moaned yet again over her pint glass of sherry, already half empty. "They think I'm just some little girl, not one of the 'Masters' at all," she continued, wiggling her fingers mockingly at the title. "If we had tea on this wretched planet they'd be getting me to make it. Like any of those ******* can evil handle Even-Lyn."

"How do you do that?"

"I'm 'leet!" she bragged, taking another swig.

"Maybe she's playing with you?"

"Because she's evil and I'm good?"

"Because she thinks you're hot?"

The 18 year old started to say something then stopped as the notion fought its way through the alcohol. "But I like He-Man. He's really big."

"Has he ever made a pass at you?"

"He respects me too much!" she protested bravely.

"He walks around in a bearskin loincloth with a huge sword and hangs out with a bunch of buff guys. Ever think there's maybe a reason you're the only girl?"

"Waaaaaaaaah!"

A brief Interlude... at where ever the Snake men live at the moment.


"Wait, you're sssaying ssshe went WILLINGLY" King Hiss said in confusion as Rattlor came back with Adora who... apprently was quite willing to be kiddnapped. The General and the Princess shrugged.

"It was this or The Party at Grayskull... and whatever you have planned for me will be less mentally damaging to me." Adora said. the King of all snakes blinked for a second.

"Right." He said before waving the two off.

"Dang, and all the timesss NOT to have Kahn here to ssspy on the herosss." Hiss said as he thought of the juicy blackmail he was missing.

Meanwhile, Adora gave Rattlor a 50 for helping her with the cover story. "Thanks, I REALLY didn't wanta hear Teela's whining again." she said. The Snake man shrugged.

"usss ex-hordies have to ssstick together."

*At Zodack's Retreat*

Zodak: "What a great time to be a Elders' Witness..."

*Meanwhile, at the Hall of Jus... errr... at the Grayskull Party Room*

Orko: *mindlessly floating near the ceiling*

Ram Man: Sorceress, Why am I here? You know I don't like this stuff... *not talking about the holiday*

The Sorceress, slightly confused, asked, "What stuff Rammie? Sorry, but I'm feeling a little 'wootsie,' the toddies are flowing freely here at Grayskull today! Heree, have an eggnog!"

"uhhhh, no thanks." Ram man said as he backed away from The Sorceress, remebering last year's 'Noodle Problem' when She got drunk like this...

The Fright Freight Zone

"But we don't celebrate Christmas![/b]" Mantenna whined.

"*snort* Precisely. But those fools do. Once we get their brats hooked *snort* on these, we'll be rolling in it!" Hordak chuckled.

"But who'd want Horde dolls?" Mantenna puzzled.

"Grizzlor love dolls long time," the walking rug declared.

The rest of the Horde's upper ranks just looked at him.

"Shut up and *snort* keep packing those boxes, or I'll let Imp choose his own life size action figure to play with!"

Back at Castle Grayskull, the Sorceress was still tempting Ram Man:

"Then how about a nice, strong Mead?"

The glass of eggnog suddenly turned into a large mug of the brew.

"Oh, and a nice bourbon chaser?"

In her other hand appeared a large glass of the liquor.

Merry 'hic' Christmas!



This was the very last thing that Ram Man wanted to see: The Sorceress practicing Majik whilst exceedingly drunk. Last year, as she was demonstrating how to cook noodles without water, the noodles suddenly grew feet and scurried all over the castle like giant centipedes - he knew nothing would come good from her bartending with majik.

Meanwhile...

Adam hears Teela wailing in the corner and decides to see what her problem is this time.

"Whatsa matter, Teeeeela?" Adam says as he wraps his arms around her.

"I think He-Man's gay! He never makes a pass at me, and now I look like a fool!" she moans as Adam stares wide-eyed at her.

"He-Man's not gay! But, forget about him! You've always had me!" they gaze into each others glassy eyes.

"Umm, Adam?"

"Yeah?"

"I think we're under the mistletoe," she says shyly.

"We are, aren't we?" Adam says as he leans in and...

"Ow! Hey! Who threw that?!" Adam screams in anger! "We were having a moment here!" he looks back to Teela who has now passed out in his arms, "Oh, great! Just my luck!"

Castaspella chuckled to herself. "Score one for the home team," she smirked at the neatly interrupted moment of jeopardy. "No one else is getting lippy with you tonoght but me!"

WOOSH! Before Casta could make a move, Frosta had frozen her to the spot!

"*hic*Nobody *hic* but NOBODY'Sss going to get lippy with anyone tonight but me and He-man!" She said half drunk as she made her way to Adam,who she was seeing as he-man in her drunken State...