He-Man Christmas Story Game.

Meanwhile, Kittrina knocks on the castle door, hearing all of the partying as she was passing the castle, and asks, "Is everyone okay in there?"


Ram-Man still does his best to get away from The Sorceress as she follows him with Mead and Bourbon.

"Come onnnnnnn, have som*hic*e fuuuunnnn." The Sorceress said as she kept chasing Ram Man.

Lizard Man opened the gate... and had a pair of underwear on his head.

"Yep, just drunk as heck." he said, ingoring the underwear on his head.

"Um," Kittrina replied nervously at the sight of the underwear on Lizzard Man's head, "I've never turned down a good party!"

She walked in to what appeared to be a Christmas orgy - Ram Man running from The Sorceress, Orko aimlessly floating at the ceiling, people laughing and attempting to decorate the tree in a drunken stupor.

"Come on in," The Sorceress shouted, "and put on a toga!"

"Hey there, you guys are having fun! I can get into this!" Kittrina happily grinned, as a huge mug of mead appeared in her hand.


She chuged the entire glass and asked for another.

"Buurp"

Ram-Man bolted down a new corridor, his hobnail boots going Boom-Boom-Boom against the ancient stone. Seeing a door, he bolted through and slammed it behind him, throwing home every bolt and lock on it he could find - unfortunately there was only the one.

"Phew. Close one." he muttered to himself.

A sheet of water spashed across his back. "Hello sailor."

The doughy warrior turned, to discover that he'd somehow managed to end up in the castle's massive indoor pool, though that simple title didn't do justice to the massive landscaping effort that had gone into the place.

Floating in the water just by the edge was Mermista.

"Come in, the water's fine."

"Um, no, it's alright," he stammered.

"Oh Rammy!" the Sorceress's voice echoed down the corridor.

"I should tell her you're in here," she said pleasantly.

"Please don't."

Mermista splashed the water beside her meaningfully.

He sighed and started pulling off his armour.

The Sorceress, being as 'tipsy' as she is, peers through the door and asks, "Oh, hey 'hic,' you haven't seen Rammie by any chance, have you? I have some toddy for him!"

"Why, no I'm sorry." Mermista said. "he just went thata way.

"awww, nutsss." The Sorceress said as she left. Mermista giggled and let Ram Man up for some air.

"$100 for my Services." She said.

"Uh, I don't have a hundred dollars," replied Ram Man.

Meanwhile,Kittrina had just finished her third glass of mead, and had began to start chaseing Lizard Man, trying to make him get the unknown underwear off of his head.

"Come here and let me get those off of you! Whose do those beling to anyway? that's so gross!" she laughed as she prusued him.

A portal opened in the dark hallway and Beastman stepped out without being noticed.

"Arrghh! I'll show Skeletor I can do things on my own!" He Snarled.

Beast Man started to creep along the hall but stopped and smelled...Cookies!


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Beastman followed the tantalising scent through the dank cavernous hallway until he emerged heedless into the kitchen. Against the back wall was a heavy black iron wood-fire stove - even that tightwad Skeletor forked out for gas! - with the cookies visible through the dirty glass of the oven door. Dominating the room's center was a large wooden trestle table that had obviously seen better days and previous owners; cooking implements were scattered haphazardly across it, along with a plastic bag - mostly empty - of herbs.

Between the table and the stove, Adora was putting more cookies into little gift boxes.

"Cookies!" the monster exclaimed excitedly.

"Hash cookies," she corrected him absently before looking up. "Oh bloody hell, it's Grizzlor's ugly twin."

"Grizzlor my older sister, not twin," he answered. "Cookies! Or I rip your head off!"

"Oh, look take these and bugger off like a good carpet!" she groused and tossed some of the gift boxes at him. Grabbing them, he scuttled out of the kitchen and back through the portal to Snake Mountain.

"Great! Now I have to make more cookies!" Adora sighed as she threw her arms up in the air.

Meanwhile...

Adam was trapped. He knew. THEY most certainly knew it. Even Teela, who was still out like a light, knew it... well, on a subconscious level, that is.

Adam did they only thing he could think of at a time like this... he pointed in the opposite direction and said: "Look! A distration!"

The ladies' heads all turned away just long enough for Adam to grab Teela and maske a hasty exit.

"Whew! That was close!" Adam exclaimed to no one in particular, as he laid Teela on his bed. "Wow, I feel really tired all of a sudden," he yawned, "I think I'll just take a little nap before Teela wakes up," he said groggily as he lightly plopped his weak body next to Teela on his bed, "Nighty, night..."

Another Portal opened.. and Rattlor stepped out of it.

"And you came back why?" he said. Adora shruged.

"Hey, Cookies are the universal food of the holidays and I was in the mood to bake some." She said as she made another batch. Rattlor blinked, shruged and decided to Premote good will by helping Adora cook, seeing how he was bored and needed something to do.

Besides, might be fun to see Hiss get high anyways.

"Can you pass me the flour, please?" Adora asked.

"Shhhhhhhhhure can, cutie!" Rattlor said, obvoiusly drinking too much of the cooking sherry.

*FWWWWOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!*

"Ahhhhh! I said, 'pass me the flour' not cover me in flour! Arrg!" Adora choaked out.

"*Hic* ah ha ha ha ha, you're a sssssnowman!" Rattlor hissed as he flopped onto the floor to make a "snow" angel.

"Oh, well," Adora sighed, "If you can't beat 'em, make flour angels with 'em!"

OOC:warning!massive fourth wall breaking!


"Yepperssss!" Rattlor said as he passed her the now empty Bottle of Sherry. Of course, by pass to her, He threw it into the hash, kicking it up and casusing it to kick into the Air...

"ACKKK!!!... hey, this isn't so bad." Adora said as her eyes dilated suddenly and then went into a weird rant about how her brother allways got the better end of the deal. Rattlor calmly asked what this ment when Adora said.

"Shut up!You're not my Boss!FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL! I AM SHE-RA!" she yelled as she transformed to She-Ra on the spot. "And Then when I asked for *my* freaking piece of the update, they not only wait untill the end of the FREAKING LINE TO MAKE MY FIGURE, THEY MAKE IT A CON EXCLUSIVE!" She ranted. Rattlor blinked, not only becasus Adora was She-Ra, but also, her outfit was changing, Rapidly. at first it was the classic outfit he knew, then it changed, the boots turning into something Teela would Wear, gaining shoulder pads and something dangling from her belt.

Then it changed again, this time, the skirt and the cape's color changed from white and red to Red, Purple,Blue,Green,Yellow and white. the belt dangler was gone as she suddenly gained a two set of pointy hair pens in her hair and a set of transparent seelves poking out of her shoulder guards. it was the last change that casused Rattlor to speak up.

"HEY!SSTOP RANTING AND LOOK AT YOURSELF!"

She-Ra blinked and looked at herself now. Gone was now the wings of the Taria ,her cape and the Sunburst crest on her chest. In thier place was a Set of Angel Wings, the hairpins from the last change and a Spiraling Starburst*Think her classic Toy's symbol* along with a triple pleted Skirt and longer boots. The Shoulder guards had dissappered as well, allowing the seelves pop up.

"Wow, when did I turn into the Suger plum fairy?" she asked as Rattlor thought about it. "I don't know which isss more amazing.... the fact that getting High boosssted your power output by four...."

"or?"

"... or your outfit getsss more tacky as more of the power of Grayssskull flowss into you."

As Lizard man ran by them with Kittrina close behind, now screaming, "Get those off! That's so wierd!" I Need another mead too Sorseress!" Kittrina stopped, looked at She-Ra blankly, then commented as she smiled, "Now that's Funny - hehe!"
She then resumed her prusuit for another round about the castle in the never-ending quest to remove the unknown origins of the underwear from Lizard Man's head.

Finally, after finally restraining him long enough to remove them, she walked back to The Sorceress as another glass of mead appeared in her hand. "Puurfect, thank you!" she exclaimed gleefully as she chugged it down, thanked her as she asked for yet another, placed it down on the floor as she sat.
Then she preceeded to open up a rather large satchel that had resided on her back to show Sorceress the contents: Majik Mushrooms.

She stated, "These are from the Evergreen Forest, have you ever eaten these?" she purred, "They are really colourful and they make you colourful too!"

She gave Sorceress a handful.

"... that was random." She-Ra said.


Outside.

"Stop beening a wuss and come on!"Hordak said to King hiss as he... wheeled a giant cake up to the drawbrige.

"I ssstill sssay thisss isss a bad idea... and why do I and the bone brain fool have to be IN thisss cake?" Hiss asked.... from inside the cake as he was suddenly subjected to more vomit from the Hungover Overlord of Evil.

"... trust me on this." Hordak said as he quickly changed outfits into a UPS Man outfit and found Grayskull's hidden doorbell.

Meanwhile, Kittrina ate a handful of the mushrooms and then proceeded to the kitchen to boil the rest of them down into a tea and hand out the elixir to the rest as she informed all, "Enjoy, but drink SLOWLY! It's very potent!"

In response to the pressing of the bell, the jawbridge came down - fast. Fly-swatter fast - crushing the miscreants into comical concertinas that embarressedly stumbled away.

Kittrina's ears perked up upon hearing the crash and asked in a slur, "What was that big, huge noise? Wow, it hurt my ears!"
As she held her hands over her ears she added, "Badda-Boom!"
She then repeated loudly, "Big loud sound! Badda-Boom! GAAA!"

The Sorceress answered as she sat lazily in her throne, "Me thinks it was uninvited, 'hic, ' um, guests! So I gave them the door, and they left off the floor"

Kittrina giggled, "Badda-Bing, Badda-Boom. If you gotta go, the you gotta go! Hahahaha!" She began to laugh as the mead and the Magical Mushrooms were arriving their peak effects upon her.

The Sorceress replied and laughed with her, "Maybe the Danshies ate them!" Hehe

They both laughed, "Gotta go, gotta go - fei, foe fum!"

Then they pointed to each other, "Hey, I said that!"

Outside, again, sometime later.


"... stupid heros and painting over that dragon symbol." Hordak said as The axis of Eterina evil stood outside the castle again. "Jussst tell me we're doing thisss to ssshut him up." Hiss asked when Skeletor suddenly spoke up.

"RISE FROM YUWR GWAVE!" he yelled as suddenly... Faker rose up from the abyss.

"... He's blue. who would be fooled by a blue He-Man?" Hordak said.

Suddenly, the sun became obscured by a massive hovering flyswatter above the evil ones as it moved into place directly above them.

Hordak and Hiss dove out of the way of the flyswatter as it SMOOSHED! Skeletor and Faker.

"... thinking what I'm thinking?" Hiss said.

"Yes, the only way this day could get worse is if He-Man taps into the full power of Grayskull, or if She-Ra goes Eternal." Hordak groaned.

And again, the flyswatter arove above them ready to come down in a thunderous fury.

"RUN AWAY!" the two villains yelled as they ran.

BLAM!!!

The flyswatter thundered down, crushing the two.

Eminating from within the castle, the Sorceres' laugh was indeed jolly as she giggled, "Not going to play with them today!"

Mean while, back in Adam's room...

"OH, my head!" Teela exclaimed as she slowly regained her senses, "What happened!"

"I think you partied and a little too hardy," Adam said from beside her, "How are you feeling?"

"I have a headache the size of Greyskull, but other than that I'm fine," she said, and then, "Wait?"

"What?" Adam asked.

"Why am I in your bed with you? We didn't do anything foolish, did we?"

"No. I had to rescue you from the angered females downstairs, and this was the best choice," he stated matter-of-factly.

"Oh," she said, alittle too sadly.

"Why? Did you wish something HAD happened?" he asked hopefully, as he pushed a stray strand of hair behind her ear.

"So what if I did?" she sensually asked.

"Well I.. umm... errr, that is I... umm... Ahhhmmmmmm!" Adam exclaimed as Teela covered his lips with her own.

When they broke apart several minutes later, all they could say was, "Wow."