Salutations, Amazonian. Seeing as you are on the side of lawful good it is destined that we shall battle as I am on the side of chaotic evil. But since the Introduction Page is hallowed ground I will stay my hand. I only offer my grudging respect and sneer uncontrollable at the epic battles we are sure to engage in, warrior. But seeing as I am physically weak, the battles we will engage in will be intellectual ones. Is that okay? Mind games really are my strong point. I failed my Presidential Physical Fitness exams routinely so I'm not the best hand-to-hand combatant there is. Thanks! I'll make sure I get you a note from my doctor excusing me from duels to the death. Okay, smell ya later! I got to get a refill on my inhaler...
"Wheresoever on earth he dwells, man is prey to two weaknesses: the need to pray and the need to love."-Marquis de Sade
"It is not by reasoning or by our understanding that we have received our religion; it is by external authority and command."-Michel De Montaigne
Heretical Vintage Purist and Non-Fan Extraordinaire!