Greetings, Mr. Omen. I hope your first name is Bad. That would be cool. Oh, and you have a crawl space! Very nefarious indeed! Plus you're an IT consultant. I know my fair share of IT'ers (even roomed with one in college) and if that isn't the makings for one twisted individual, I don't know what does. Welcome to the forums fellow miscreant! I look forward to the various evil deeds we will surely perform together as paragons of villainy! Bwahahaha!
"Wheresoever on earth he dwells, man is prey to two weaknesses: the need to pray and the need to love."-Marquis de Sade
"It is not by reasoning or by our understanding that we have received our religion; it is by external authority and command."-Michel De Montaigne
Heretical Vintage Purist and Non-Fan Extraordinaire!