Salutations, T-Jones. It's awfully presumptuous to think everyone here knows about Cereal:Geek. I, for one, have not and it takes a lot of gall on your part to assume that I do.
I'm just joking. That publication is a favorite here in the Inferno. You would not believe the amount of nerds and geeks here suffering eternal torment. We've had to expand our computer centers to accomodate the online gamers. Well, glad to have you here to recruit more souls to our side. But I got to warn you: that Ferrari given to the best soul gatherer is mine! Let the competition begin!
"Wheresoever on earth he dwells, man is prey to two weaknesses: the need to pray and the need to love."-Marquis de Sade
"It is not by reasoning or by our understanding that we have received our religion; it is by external authority and command."-Michel De Montaigne
Heretical Vintage Purist and Non-Fan Extraordinaire!