Presenting SAN-FORD Master of the Royal Junkyard! (WIP sketch)

Real Name: Vulpes of Thenor

A travelling Thenorian Jester, San-Ford's act brought him to the Royal city of Eternos. a bonafide hit with the King and Queen he secured a steady spot as court jester. Upon his new found success and stability San-Ford sent for his son La-Mont to come and move to Eternos as well. La-Mont knew his father was getting on in years and with the passing of his mother he felt he should be there for his dad. La-Mont was amazed at the wonders the city had to offer, not long after his arrival a strange being from Trolla arrived. his magic and clumsiness outshined San-Ford's act and he soon took his place as Court Jester. Not anxious to leave Eternos, La-Mont told his father of the amazing things that the Eternosians just toss away and hatched an idea to organize and run the Royal Junkyard, selling the refuse for high profits. Sometimes blinded by the prospect of great riches San-Ford and Son have been known to mistakenly sell valuable items to the enemies of Eternos, who are quick to use this fact to their advantage.

Nice.

Now you need to draw La-Mont

This is a first for He-Man, but...


I smell a sitcom!

"You big dummy, La-Mont!!"

His weapon should be a big junkhammer named "Elisabeth".
So when he charges into battle he can yell:
"This is the big one Elisabeth!!!"

Well, I'm going to have the theme song from that show in my head all day now. Thanks.

Seriously, great sketch!

nah he's nothing but a second rate step-toe

Originally Posted by Professor Dire

His weapon should be a big junkhammer named "Elisabeth".
So when he charges into battle he can yell:
"This is the big one Elisabeth!!!"

Awesome.

You have won this thread.

Awesome! This is great idea for a side story. Would love to see a few episodes of this version of S&S!!

Originally Posted by krosfyah

Real Name: Vulpes of Thenor

A travelling Thenorian Jester, San-Ford's act brought him to the Royal city of Eternos. a bonafide hit with the King and Queen he secured a steady spot as court jester. Upon his new found success and stability San-Ford sent for his son La-Mont to come and move to Eternos as well. La-Mont knew his father was getting on in years and with the passing of his mother he felt he should be there for his dad. La-Mont was amazed at the wonders the city had to offer, not long after his arrival a strange being from Trolla arrived. his magic and clumsiness outshined San-Ford's act and he soon took his place as Court Jester. Not anxious to leave Eternos, La-Mont told his father of the amazing things that the Eternosians just toss away and hatched an idea to organize and run the Royal Junkyard, selling the refuse for high profits. Sometimes blinded by the prospect of great riches San-Ford and Son have been known to mistakenly sell valuable items to the enemies of Eternos, who are quick to use this fact to their advantage.

yo i'm lovin it......!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Jester35

This is a first for He-Man, but...


I smell a sitcom!

!!!! I already envision it....!!!!

Hahaha!! Brilliant!!

~Penny~

Originally Posted by the_ultimate_evil

nah he's nothing but a second rate step-toe

I was thinking of a variant using steptoe but I've never seen the show and know nothing about the actor.

Thanks for the comments everyone. when I listened to the roast gooble podcast and they talked about the royal junkyard the idea just popped in my head. imagine (as some of you already have) this was a spin-off of MOTU! for those who wonder why his name is vulpes - the scientific name for the Red Fox is vulpes vulpes, so I thought it would be a great "real name"