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    "Canon" explanations for Matty QC issues

    I've decided that since we're stuck with QC issues in the line, we could use some respite from the negative aspects of the situation and maybe try to cheer ourselves up by suggesting some canonical explanations for the problems with the figures?

    How about:


    Photog's lens broke because he tried to film Shadow Weaver without her hood,

    Evil-Lyn cursed Swift Wind with duplicate front legs to slow She-Ra down,

    Snout Spout was sparring with Fisto and broke his trunk on Fisto's beard because Fisto is just that awesome!



    Can anybody think of any more ideas?
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    King Hiss' shoulders don't look right because there are snakes underneath his skin.

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    MAA simply goofed up when he assembled roboto's arms.

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    Skeletor really does prefer bonnets instead of hoods.

    Due to their heavy, muscular frames, Masters of the Universe tend to suffer from weakness in their ankles.

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    Vikor is so damn hard, even his hair is hard.

    Because Eternians are sometimes racists, some characters paint their skin pink to avoid abuse.

    Fisto's crown is too small, because it's a family heirloom. Which is why it doesn't fit over his nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacher of Madness View Post
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    MAA used glass to make Roboto's torso, cos he thought it'd be cool to see all the gears.

    He was wrong.
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