Pardon my "old man yells at clouds" post, but I'm getting kinda tired of the exploitative use of words like "geek" and "nerd" to describe everyday hobbies like comics, games, action figures and related collecting. Yeah, I know it's meant to be an "empowering" thing where once we were bullied, but now we have turned the tables on our oppressors and wear their slurs as badges of honor or whatever, but it just seems kind of hackneyed at this point.
I guess it's because I never saw myself as a nerd, for one. I knew nerds in school. For the most part, they were into the same stuff everyone else was into. The quote/unquote "cool kids" were playing videogames and holding Magic card tournaments like the nerds did.
I certainly never saw myself as a geek, which was an insult when I was growing up. It was not synonymous with "nerd." A geek was the mentally disabled person at the circus who bit heads off of chickens for nickles.
In the early 2000s I noticed a mass of corporate marketing using those terms, usually attached to some disposable, overpriced pop culture curio that served no purpose other than to separate one from his hard earned cash. "Hey nerds, here's a bunch of generic superdeformed vinyl dolls that we gave a minimal amount of unique decoration to: Funko Pops! It's useless garbage, but we know you'll buy it because it has the logo of your favorite franchise slapped on the box! Collect 'em all!"
Then you started seeing it slapped on similarly generic bottom barrel television programming. "The Big Bang Theory® is a geek chic© dream! They talk about Star Trek and DC Comics! You nerds will love it! The geek shall inherit the earth™! Live long and beam us into your living room every Wednesday night! Also, be sure to check out the Funko Pop® series of Big Bang Theory© characters! Sheldon™ comes in two different variants!"
Today I read of a line of MOTU-styled Tiki cups produced by a company named Geeky Tikis or something. The whole thing just struck me as lame. It's like someone sat down and said:
Maybe I'm just jaded, but I'm tired of everything I love being branded as "geek culture" and then exploited financially and to the death like the lone milkcow on a desert farm."We should make a company that licenses franchises and slaps their IPs all over useless, overpriced junk that fans pay insane markup for. Should we go for the NFL and sports branding?"
"No, viewership is down. What about this 'geek culture' I read about in the Wall Street Journal?"
"Brilliant. What can we manufacture that costs little to produce but can be marked up high and seems to be trendy among millennials this week?"
"Tiki cups. They're kinda what Hawaiian shirts were in the eighties: kitschy, but somewhat functional crap that reminds people of sunny beaches."
"Brilliant. 'Tiki cups for geeky chumps.' Or... 'Geeky Tikis'..."
"Brilliant! I think we have a winner! I'll get on the web and create a kickstarter campaign. Greyson, you're a genius!"