I believe you. I just couldn't come up with any simpler way to say "The manner in which you present yourself online". I went with the option with the fewest words. But now I've explained it, and defeated the entire purpose.
Thanks, YOU.
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It's a nice, clean picture of an "iconic"-looking He-Man shot. I'm much more of a Norem guy but I didn't see one of those while I was picking out my avatar, and I'm incredibly lazy so I haven't bothered trying to change or update it in a while. I may never, if I do it'll most likely be just because so many people have the exact same one. I don't think I'm around often enough for it to matter, though.
I'll also argue to the death that even at its lowest of lows, Filmation MOTU was never AS "goofy/stupid" as the FW TMNT cartoon at its worst. At least 85% of the dialog in MOTU isn't "hip" catchphrases or terrible jokes about food, and the bad guys in MOTU generally require more effort to smite them than merely throwing a pie.
Generally.
Another thing about TMNT fans that I failed to mention, but may as well since I'm vent ranting, is that most hardcore TMNT fans HATE He-Man and MOTU, which I just plain find unforgivable. It would be bad enough alone that they sincerely think TMNT is "cooler" and "better" than MOTU - it's not, this isn't even a debate or a matter of opinion; TMNT at its best would need a rocket up its proverbial ass to be anywhere near as cool as MOTU is, was, and always has been. But that's just annoying, what's worse is how they make the usual lame jokes about MOTU being "gay" and how anyone who watches it is also gay because "naked barbarians hah hah" and "He-Man was only popular for two years and TMNT has always been popular and mainstream so you like stupid stuff with no staying power". I'd usually counter with how at least most He-Man stuff has been consistently good-to-great whereas while TMNT has had a more steady drip of content, most of it is godawful, so it's really nothing at all to brag about or try and compare favorably against MOTU. But it's just always been annoying how if EVER He-Man would be mentioned among a group of TMNT fans, they'd just have to chime in with how "stupid and gay and not-popular" it is.
Through those debates over the years, I quickly realized that no, a bunch of reptiles doing kung-fu in the sewer while eating pizza with their pet rat is by far the more stupid thing, and in fact, when spoken aloud, it's
probably the single dumbest premise ever executed with any amount of success. How dare Those People speak their nonsense. It
offends me. Compared to a premise like, "Lord of the Rings meets Star Wars, except the main guy is a super-hero and the bad guy is a lich with a skeleton-face." Gimme a break, man. That's not even "apples to oranges", that's comparing apples to apple
pits, if we're being real about it.
I know, I'm harsh. It's like the man (creature) said: "
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine, and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other."
